pmsl

possiably the worst and most unrealistic of internet jargon....
'pissing myself laughing' sure u are

arse: OMFG really pmsl
cool dude: please dont piss...
arse: wat?
cool dude: stfu n00b

by carey March 24, 2004

jed

common slang used by intellegent lads from the school of Riverview to indicate the imbreedity of their mates

chaffey is a jed. Jed is a chaffey

by carey April 21, 2003

keynis

Specifically referring to the Key Compton. He is a lil keynis weenis penis.

"BAAHAA, look at the baby keynis"

by Carey March 01, 2005

muncher

fattest of the phat! will eat anything with disregarde for health, and will never hesitate to rob or attack for food 'munch'

semour: see that guy. he ate my mum!
Kev: heartless muncher...

by carey March 21, 2004

twitch

The moment when a person is preusured or fells presured, and it is shown by his/her face fucking up for a split second.

andy: omfg did u see that girls face ,what a stupid bitch

william: u fuckin n0ns3 she has a twitch! go fucking kill urself

by carey March 21, 2004

reggiw

a white boy/girl who acts like a black person. or a white nigger

viktor from my school is a white boy who wears ecko, jerseys, baggy clothing, thinks he can dance, and thinks he can "flow" (freestyle rap).. therefore he is a wigger

by Carey July 20, 2004

bowhunting

literally, hunting with a bow. very popular among fans of the medieval times and mythical beasts.

"girls only want boyfriends with great skills....you know, numchuck skills, bowhunting skills....girls only want boyfriends who have great skills." (napoleon dynamite)

by carey December 30, 2004