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Definitions by Cardi bean

When you half diarrhea, half poop. A large ball of poop surrounded by diarrhea.
Mitchell: I took my daily shloomp earlier, it was like half melted, rocky road ice cream.
Zane: Nice.
shloomp by Cardi bean January 20, 2019

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Mrs. Beyenhof: I’ll play some Christmas music while we take the test.

Donovan: Can we play some Cardi Bean?
Cardi Bean by Cardi bean January 20, 2019
A gross smell. Something said after the people who descovered the skunk smelled it’s fart.
Discoverer 1: What is that animal? Is it farting?
Discoverer 2: Daln that stink smells like cunk!
Cunk by Cardi bean January 20, 2019