12 definitions by CarMono

RIM job

A shitty job at the Canadian Blackberry maker, Research in Motion (NASDAQ: RIM)

RIM just cut 2,000 jobs; pretty soon there won't be any RIM jobs left.

by CarMono July 25, 2011

A phrase stated before or after a creepy remark to clear the sayer of being a child molester or pedophile

I got into the teaching profession to touch the lives of children...no chomo

by CarMono November 19, 2010

Someone who puts people in Google+ circles with unflattering names

Chad, that circle jerk, put me in his "douche juice" circle

by CarMono July 7, 2011

A verbal smackdown on a topic that Christopher Hitchens has written about, whether delivered by the famous journalist or not

I just laid a hitchslap on an idiot Reaganite who kept going on about Henry Kissinger's greatness. I didn't let that a-hole eulogize a war criminal.

by CarMono September 19, 2010

Your buddy's imaginary lady friend whom none of your mutual friends have ever seen.

Friend 1: "Have you seen Gary's new girl?"
Friend 2: "No one has--only Gary."
Friend 3: "Maybe she's another one of his snuffleupagirls."

by CarMono August 26, 2011