blogger

Socially challenged tard that wastes countless hours on their personal website. Usually creating a dead fucking boring diary about how pathetic their lives really are accompanied by photos that only lend proof to the fact.

"I might of had a better chance at doinking your sister last night but your faggit blogger friend kept jumping in to snap more fucking photos for his gay ass website"

by Captain Cock February 12, 2004

cockadoodledick

Isaiah grace is also known locally as cockadoodledick

Are you cockadoodledick ? Why is your name cockadoodledick ?

by Captain cock June 16, 2014

theneyface

When you jizz on someone's toothbrush and they put it into their mouth and taste the man juice, the face they make is theneyface.

Man, you should have seen Tom last night, he had theneyface.

by Captain Cock December 10, 2004

Tax

To purposely hinder someone or something in a demeaning, hurtful, or degrading manner.

I was just about to get in that chicks pants when that fucking metrosexual faggit stepped in and taxed my gig.

by Captain Cock February 11, 2004

spoge

semen, or nut, cum, skeet, jizz, guy gup, man juice, cream...

dude, i spooged all over my keyboard.

by captain cock September 07, 2003

pussification

The state of mind that a man undergoes when he has lost any control that he ever had in a relationship with a woman. The point in a relationship where a man becomes his mates personal bitch. Once pussification takes over the man will spend every waking minute thinking of ways to please his mate.

"Hey Mike, wanna grab a beer after work?"
"Thanks guys, but I can't, I have to hurry home to give the cat a bath so that I'll have time to watch Seventh Heaven with the princess"
"Holy Shit!! Mike!! You've got pussification. We need to get alcohol in you right away"

by Captain Cock February 17, 2004