assy magee

Someone who is undesirable, to be around or communcate with. Heavily resembling an ass possibly crunchy, stenchy, or even shit covered.

I claim this as my own.
.....Ant then we have assy magee over there who needs to through himself of a cliff, and soon.
by Captain Awesome February 26, 2005
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wangage

refering to the amount of wang. either received, given or in existence.

Me and Max my old sweedish foreign exchange student buddy came up with that word when we were joking around in band class.
I gave her some serious wangage last night.

theres way to much wangage in this joint, lets find some titty.

I have got some serious wangage down south.
by Captain Awesome February 24, 2005
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Captain Awesome

Basicly, me I am Captain Awesome. I reign supreme over all awesome, awesomeness, and anything to do with awesome. I am the one and only , the original, many have atempted to copy, none have succeeded.

go to:
captainawesome1.tripod.com
Spencer: Dude, how in the hell did you get mud on the roof of your truck?

Captain Awesome: I am Captain Awesome, thats how.
by Captain Awesome February 24, 2005
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GTO

"Get them out".
Slang term lamented to a woman who's breasts you'd like to see. Invented by Joe Griffith of York, Pennsylvania in the late 1990's.
That bitch over there got some big ol' titties; she needs to GTO!
by Captain Awesome December 03, 2003
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dick-anus

dick-anus is somneone who likes dicks, in anuses, And puts theres in one all the time, and is generally retarded or gay.

double the wordage, double the insult!
Kile is a dick-anus, and never gets any poontang.
by Captain Awesome February 25, 2005
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jackweed

Just yet another word for dipshit, asswipe, loser moron, assclown, only I like the sound of it better.

My greatest word invention yet.
Kile is a jackweed, and he never gets any poontang.
by Captain Awesome February 25, 2005
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jack nooch

Worse than a nooch is a jack nooch.

A serious dumbshit dickanus. You can't stand this person.
by Captain Awesome February 24, 2005
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