shwarmp

the sound a ray gun makes when it fires, like of star trek.

look out you fucking clingon! *shwarmp!*

by Captain Awesome March 18, 2004

ehnt

"ehnt" is the closest spelling for the sound that is played for a wrong answer in a game show. The sound is commonly used in situations where one sees something ridiculous, stupid, or ridiculously stupid, a honda driver, some asshole on tv thats retarded, someone says something dumb or wrong or is doing something gay or wrong....ect. the goal is to be creative and expressive in its usage, to ridicule the object or person for which the noise was initiated and most importantly, to be extremely loud and obnoxious.

person one; woh, look at those 12's on that civic! that ride is FLYYYYYYY.
person two; EHNT!

by captain awesome February 12, 2008

GTO

"Get them out".
Slang term lamented to a woman who's breasts you'd like to see. Invented by Joe Griffith of York, Pennsylvania in the late 1990's.

That bitch over there got some big ol' titties; she needs to GTO!

by Captain Awesome December 04, 2003

jack nooch

Worse than a nooch is a jack nooch.

A serious dumbshit dickanus. You can't stand this person.

Kile is a jack nooch.

by Captain Awesome February 25, 2005

tummy tackle

a belling button ring. derived from fishing tackle. usually means a chick puts out.

Dude 1; Did you see Stephanie last night? She was sporting tummy tackle.

Dude 2; Oh man, when did she get a bitch hitch? I wonder if she puts out...maybe she's not such a waist of time.

by Captain Awesome October 13, 2007

dick-anus

dick-anus is somneone who likes dicks, in anuses, And puts theres in one all the time, and is generally retarded or gay.

double the wordage, double the insult!

Kile is a dick-anus, and never gets any poontang.

by Captain Awesome February 26, 2005

gneiss

Child hungry pedophile, often seen near schools.

The kids had to stay in late from class as gneiss was prowling outside.

by Captain Awesome March 07, 2005