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piss hell

A statement of frustration, like damnit. Only more vigorous and meaningful

I said ot one day when I was pissed at james for being a jackweed
Piss hell james, unfee your schedual, and quit being a jackweed.
by Captain Awesome February 24, 2005
mugGet the piss hellmug.

ehnt

"ehnt" is the closest spelling for the sound that is played for a wrong answer in a game show. The sound is commonly used in situations where one sees something ridiculous, stupid, or ridiculously stupid, a honda driver, some asshole on tv thats retarded, someone says something dumb or wrong or is doing something gay or wrong....ect. the goal is to be creative and expressive in its usage, to ridicule the object or person for which the noise was initiated and most importantly, to be extremely loud and obnoxious.
person one; woh, look at those 12's on that civic! that ride is FLYYYYYYY.
person two; EHNT!
by captain awesome February 12, 2008
mugGet the ehntmug.

jack nooch

Worse than a nooch is a jack nooch.

A serious dumbshit dickanus. You can't stand this person.
by Captain Awesome February 24, 2005
mugGet the jack noochmug.

G-Force

The New York Giants are commonly called the G-Men... and their fans are called fans.. From this day on, you can thank Captain AWESOME for creating a name for all of the New York Giants fans and supporters. Because the fans and supporters are huge part of the success the franchise has enjoyed over the years they deserve an AWESOME name too. One that complements and mirrors G-Men, one that says .. We are strong.. We help create this momentum and the forward acceleration of this AWESOME team.. We will from this day on be known as G-force.. We support the G-Men
Oh man, I went to the sports bar last night and I gotta tell you, the G-Force was strong last night!! Everyone in there was a Giants fan and it was loud and they are a proud group.. I'm glad to be a G-force
by Captain AWESOME October 28, 2013
mugGet the G-Forcemug.

dode

Jenny is such a slut. She loves to slarve dode.
by Captain Awesome October 27, 2003
mugGet the dodemug.

shwarmp

the sound a ray gun makes when it fires, like of star trek.
look out you fucking clingon! *shwarmp!*
by Captain Awesome March 17, 2004
mugGet the shwarmpmug.

Booty

Arrr. It be the many pieces o' eight ye may steal upon. Arrr.
Arrr! I need to bury me booty.
by Captain Awesome April 18, 2005
mugGet the Bootymug.

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