28 definitions by captain awesome

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Massachusetts Institute of Technology
I attend school at MIT.
by Captain Awesome August 30, 2003
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dork, loser, clueless idiot
Albert is a total nine-ball.
by Captain Awesome October 27, 2003
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A very pretty comic at www.asofterworld.com. It is so pretty.
"I lost my mind in a softer world."
by Captain Awesome February 04, 2004
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Fucking clown is one of three things, a literal, fucking clown, or a clown you decided to add the word fucking infront of, or some bastard that pissed you off because he was being a jackass.
Get the hell out of the way you fucking clown.
by Captain Awesome February 25, 2005
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Spooge-rag is another word for jizz rag, aka a soiled kleanex.

Spooge-rags are slimy or crunch if they aren't fresh.
Kile is a spooge-rag, and never gets any poontang.
by Captain Awesome February 25, 2005
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A kleanex or tissue or other fabric item used to clean up semen.

Another insult, saying someone is basicly lower than spooge, the thing that cleans that shit up.
I walked in Kiles room and stepped on a slimy spooge-rag on the floor.

Kile is a spooge-rag.
by Captain Awesome February 23, 2005
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refering to the amount of wang. either received, given or in existence.

Me and Max my old sweedish foreign exchange student buddy came up with that word when we were joking around in band class.
I gave her some serious wangage last night.

theres way to much wangage in this joint, lets find some titty.

I have got some serious wangage down south.
by Captain Awesome February 24, 2005
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