Skip to main content

Captain AWESOME's definitions

jackweed

Just yet another word for dipshit, asswipe, loser moron, assclown, only I like the sound of it better.

My greatest word invention yet.
Kile is a jackweed, and he never gets any poontang.
by Captain Awesome February 25, 2005
mugGet the jackweedmug.

GTO

"Get them out".
Slang term lamented to a woman who's breasts you'd like to see. Invented by Joe Griffith of York, Pennsylvania in the late 1990's.
That bitch over there got some big ol' titties; she needs to GTO!
by Captain Awesome December 3, 2003
mugGet the GTOmug.

G-Force

The New York Giants are commonly called the G-Men... and their fans are called fans.. From this day on, you can thank Captain AWESOME for creating a name for all of the New York Giants fans and supporters. Because the fans and supporters are huge part of the success the franchise has enjoyed over the years they deserve an AWESOME name too. One that complements and mirrors G-Men, one that says .. We are strong.. We help create this momentum and the forward acceleration of this AWESOME team.. We will from this day on be known as G-force.. We support the G-Men
Oh man, I went to the sports bar last night and I gotta tell you, the G-Force was strong last night!! Everyone in there was a Giants fan and it was loud and they are a proud group.. I'm glad to be a G-force
by Captain AWESOME October 28, 2013
mugGet the G-Forcemug.

jack nooch

Worse than a nooch is a jack nooch.

A serious dumbshit dickanus. You can't stand this person.
by Captain Awesome February 24, 2005
mugGet the jack noochmug.

spooge-rag

Spooge-rag is another word for jizz rag, aka a soiled kleanex.

Spooge-rags are slimy or crunch if they aren't fresh.
Kile is a spooge-rag, and never gets any poontang.
by Captain Awesome February 25, 2005
mugGet the spooge-ragmug.

a softer world

A very pretty comic at www.asofterworld.com. It is so pretty.
"I lost my mind in a softer world."
by Captain Awesome February 4, 2004
mugGet the a softer worldmug.

pisshell

Pisshell is a word used to exclame that you are angry or severly disapointed in something or someone.
by Captain Awesome February 24, 2005
mugGet the pisshellmug.

Share this definition