spooge-rag

Spooge-rag is another word for jizz rag, aka a soiled kleanex.

Spooge-rags are slimy or crunch if they aren't fresh.
Kile is a spooge-rag, and never gets any poontang.
by Captain Awesome February 26, 2005
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spooge-rag

A kleanex or tissue or other fabric item used to clean up semen.

Another insult, saying someone is basicly lower than spooge, the thing that cleans that shit up.
I walked in Kiles room and stepped on a slimy spooge-rag on the floor.

Kile is a spooge-rag.
by Captain Awesome February 24, 2005
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Liberace

Liberace holdong hands with elton john, marching next to a purple, upsidedown, triangle shaped float in a homosexual rights parade while waving a rainbow flag, is not as gay as that boy.
by Captain Awesome May 05, 2006
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nine-ball

Albert is a total nine-ball.
by Captain Awesome October 28, 2003
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gneiss

Child hungry pedophile, often seen near schools.
The kids had to stay in late from class as gneiss was prowling outside.
by Captain Awesome March 07, 2005
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fishbelly

Get the f*** outta my house, fishbelly, before I bust a cap in yo fool ass!
by Captain Awesome April 03, 2005
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pisshell

Pisshell is a word used to exclame that you are angry or severly disapointed in something or someone.
by Captain Awesome February 25, 2005
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