Captain AWESOME's definitions

spooge-rag

Spooge-rag is another word for jizz rag, aka a soiled kleanex.

Spooge-rags are slimy or crunch if they aren't fresh.

Kile is a spooge-rag, and never gets any poontang.

by Captain Awesome February 25, 2005

jack nooch

Worse than a nooch is a jack nooch.

A serious dumbshit dickanus. You can't stand this person.

Kile is a jack nooch.

by Captain Awesome February 24, 2005

a softer world

A very pretty comic at www.asofterworld.com. It is so pretty.

"I lost my mind in a softer world."

by Captain Awesome February 4, 2004

G-Force

The New York Giants are commonly called the G-Men... and their fans are called fans.. From this day on, you can thank Captain AWESOME for creating a name for all of the New York Giants fans and supporters. Because the fans and supporters are huge part of the success the franchise has enjoyed over the years they deserve an AWESOME name too. One that complements and mirrors G-Men, one that says .. We are strong.. We help create this momentum and the forward acceleration of this AWESOME team.. We will from this day on be known as G-force.. We support the G-Men

Oh man, I went to the sports bar last night and I gotta tell you, the G-Force was strong last night!! Everyone in there was a Giants fan and it was loud and they are a proud group.. I'm glad to be a G-force

by Captain AWESOME October 28, 2013

Captain Awesome

Basicly, me I am Captain Awesome. I reign supreme over all awesome, awesomeness, and anything to do with awesome. I am the one and only , the original, many have atempted to copy, none have succeeded.

go to:
captainawesome1.tripod.com

Spencer: Dude, how in the hell did you get mud on the roof of your truck?

Captain Awesome: I am Captain Awesome, thats how.

by Captain Awesome February 24, 2005

ehnt

"ehnt" is the closest spelling for the sound that is played for a wrong answer in a game show. The sound is commonly used in situations where one sees something ridiculous, stupid, or ridiculously stupid, a honda driver, some asshole on tv thats retarded, someone says something dumb or wrong or is doing something gay or wrong....ect. the goal is to be creative and expressive in its usage, to ridicule the object or person for which the noise was initiated and most importantly, to be extremely loud and obnoxious.

person one; woh, look at those 12's on that civic! that ride is FLYYYYYYY.
person two; EHNT!

by captain awesome February 12, 2008

dode

Another term for penis.

Jenny is such a slut. She loves to slarve dode.

by Captain Awesome October 27, 2003