Captain AWESOME's definitions

a softer world

A very pretty comic at www.asofterworld.com. It is so pretty.

"I lost my mind in a softer world."

by Captain Awesome February 4, 2004

piss hell

A statement of frustration, like damnit. Only more vigorous and meaningful

I said ot one day when I was pissed at james for being a jackweed

Piss hell james, unfee your schedual, and quit being a jackweed.

by Captain Awesome February 24, 2005

dode

Another term for penis.

Jenny is such a slut. She loves to slarve dode.

by Captain Awesome October 27, 2003

spooge-rag

Spooge-rag is another word for jizz rag, aka a soiled kleanex.

Spooge-rags are slimy or crunch if they aren't fresh.

Kile is a spooge-rag, and never gets any poontang.

by Captain Awesome February 25, 2005

dick-anus

dick-anus is somneone who likes dicks, in anuses, And puts theres in one all the time, and is generally retarded or gay.

double the wordage, double the insult!

Kile is a dick-anus, and never gets any poontang.

by Captain Awesome February 25, 2005

GTO

"Get them out".
Slang term lamented to a woman who's breasts you'd like to see. Invented by Joe Griffith of York, Pennsylvania in the late 1990's.

That bitch over there got some big ol' titties; she needs to GTO!

by Captain Awesome December 3, 2003

jackweed

Just yet another word for dipshit, asswipe, loser moron, assclown, only I like the sound of it better.

My greatest word invention yet.

Kile is a jackweed, and he never gets any poontang.

by Captain Awesome February 25, 2005