Captain AWESOME's definitions

dick-anus

dick-anus is somneone who likes dicks, in anuses, And puts theres in one all the time, and is generally retarded or gay.

double the wordage, double the insult!

Kile is a dick-anus, and never gets any poontang.

by Captain Awesome February 25, 2005

nine-ball

dork, loser, clueless idiot

Albert is a total nine-ball.

by Captain Awesome October 27, 2003

jumbo jack

Another terrible invention of corperate america, a lousy damn sandwich. Though, it is one of the most entertaining sandwiches ever invented. IE, Ask any native american what that dollar sandwich is from jack in the box. native american would reply; A Yumbo Yack? Or there's always the mexican pronunciation; Humbo Hack. Equaly hillarious. If if your really lucky , you can get them to say "Yack in the box"

You; Hey, Chief running water, what do you want from jack in the box?

Chief running water; OH, Yack in the box? Get me a yumbo yack.

You; you mean jumbo jack LOLROFLCOPTERLMOAOMG

by captain awesome August 14, 2006

Captain Awesome

Basicly, me I am Captain Awesome. I reign supreme over all awesome, awesomeness, and anything to do with awesome. I am the one and only , the original, many have atempted to copy, none have succeeded.

go to:
captainawesome1.tripod.com

Spencer: Dude, how in the hell did you get mud on the roof of your truck?

Captain Awesome: I am Captain Awesome, thats how.

by Captain Awesome February 24, 2005

jackweed

Just yet another word for dipshit, asswipe, loser moron, assclown, only I like the sound of it better.

My greatest word invention yet.

Kile is a jackweed, and he never gets any poontang.

by Captain Awesome February 25, 2005

fucking clown

Fucking clown is one of three things, a literal, fucking clown, or a clown you decided to add the word fucking infront of, or some bastard that pissed you off because he was being a jackass.

Get the hell out of the way you fucking clown.

by Captain Awesome February 25, 2005

Bitch Hitch

a belly button ring. When they are worn in the normal fashion they will sometimes get caught on things, things such as mens clothing when they are dirty dancing. Then they get painfully pulled around like a trailer, hence; bitch hitch.

Also, generally is a tell tail to the type of girl she is, similar to the tramp stamp, and tongue rings. It generally means the woman in question puts out.

I am glad Susie took her bitch hitch out, I never liked that look.

by Captain Awesome October 29, 2007