Definitions by Cape Horn

glocking my cock 

Another term for spanking the monkey, choking the chicken, but especially for gun nuts.

Person 1: What did you last night?
Person 2: I was glocking my cock. 🔫

glocking my cock by Cape Horn November 9, 2018

dickstink 

The odor that is emitted from your genitalia due to a build-up of cockcheese, which can penetrate any barrier, and is almost as sour as buttbutter.

Mom: What the fucking hell is that fucking smell?

Harold: Bitch, calm down. It's just my dickstink.

dickstink by Cape Horn December 27, 2010

dickshrink 

the natural process of stepping out a a warm shower and into a cold room, in which your penis becomes an invert boner

you: hey mom, check out my dickshrink!

your mom: WTF LMFAO

dickshrink by Cape Horn December 25, 2010

runescape 

RUN!!! ESCAPE!!!

Guy 1: OMG!! The building is collapsing!!!
Guy 2: Runescape!

runescape by Cape Horn June 6, 2010

Jail 

Timeout for adults.

Guy: Damn, I remember when I got timeouts in preschool, jail is just the same.

Jail by Cape Horn June 5, 2010