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Jail

Guy: Damn, I remember when I got timeouts in preschool, jail is just the same.
by Cape Horn June 5, 2010
mugGet the Jailmug.

dickstink

The odor that is emitted from your genitalia due to a build-up of cockcheese, which can penetrate any barrier, and is almost as sour as buttbutter.
Mom: What the fucking hell is that fucking smell?

Harold: Bitch, calm down. It's just my dickstink.
by Cape Horn December 27, 2010
mugGet the dickstinkmug.

dickshrink

the natural process of stepping out a a warm shower and into a cold room, in which your penis becomes an invert boner
you: hey mom, check out my dickshrink!

your mom: WTF LMFAO
by Cape Horn December 25, 2010
mugGet the dickshrinkmug.

runescape

RUN!!! ESCAPE!!!
Guy 1: OMG!! The building is collapsing!!!
Guy 2: Runescape!
by Cape Horn June 6, 2010
mugGet the runescapemug.

glocking my cock

Another term for spanking the monkey, choking the chicken, but especially for gun nuts.
Person 1: What did you last night?
Person 2: I was glocking my cock. 🔫
by Cape Horn November 9, 2018
mugGet the glocking my cockmug.

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