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Definitions by Cap'n Bullmoose

Jewish overdrive 

To save gas by putting your car into neutral (or depressing the clutch) and turning off the ignition.

CAUTION: When driving a carbureted car down a long hill in Jewish overdrive, do not let out the clutch with the car in gear, then later turn on the ignition. If you do this, the engine will backfire. The longer you go before turning on the ignition, the more violent the backfire. Unless you're running glasspack mufflers, you can blow off your exhaust system.

Compare to Okie overdrive.
Schlomo Bender tried to save two bucks worth of gas by putting his Jew Canoe into Jewish overdrive as he drove down Pikes Peak. But he burned out his brakes and drove over the cliff instead.
Ermal and Billie Sue stayed in all the fleabags along Route 66.
fleabag by Cap'n Bullmoose April 21, 2005

pawnbroker's balls 

The upper limit of extreme, uncomfortable cold, not measurable with a thermometer.
Man, it's colder than a pawnbroker's balls. All three of 'em.

entitlement 

A freebie promised to women, poofters, Mexicans, and guys of color to get them to vote for you. If you win, you tax the pants off all honest, hard working decent people to pay for these entitlements.
Ah wants me some o dem entitlement! Ah's gwine to vote fo Hillary! Yassuh!
entitlement by Cap'n Bullmoose April 21, 2005

Dago WOP 

What happens to Pirelli tires when they get punctured: Dago WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP.
I love my Pirelli tires. When dago flat, dago WOP.
Dago WOP by Cap'n Bullmoose April 21, 2005
The proper title of Senaturd Hillary Clinton.
Quean Hillary said nothing important again today.
quean by Cap'n Bullmoose April 21, 2005

coo burner 

A very hot pepper, such as a Scotch Bonnet or Habanero.

So called because the day after you eat too many of them, your coo burns. You get a Mexican heartburn.

A Portagee expression.
Hey, Sally, have some of these coo burners.
coo burner by Cap'n Bullmoose April 21, 2005