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Politically Correct Assault Rifle

A lever action carbine. It is fast, accurate, and an excellent weapon for self defense. Since it is a typical hunting rifle, most pantywaist liberals do not whine about it and plead for it to be banned.
The Marlin 1894 is an excellent Politically Correct Assault Rifle. It comes in several excellent self-defense calibers that are great for blowing down Crips, Bloods, Pachucos, and other criminals. Sissy pants liberals who say they don't mind hunting can't whine about this fine hunting rifle.
A lever action Marlin in .45-70 is the ultimate Politically Correct Assault Rifle. It will destroy the engine in a Pachuco boy's low rider.
by Cap'n Bullmoose July 3, 2008
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wigger

An incredibly stupid white kid who needs his ass whooped. His parents need to whoop his ass, and you may do it too.
Look at that idiotic wigger. Let's go whoop his ass.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
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slop swab

A napkin or serviette, used to wipe crumbs and gravy from your mouth at dinner.
Otto wiped his chops with a slob swab.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
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grunt

The sound made by a person while eating.

Hence, grunts are what you eat. Food.
Whoa, man, I'm hungry. I've got to grunt.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
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Jewish overdrive

To save gas by putting your car into neutral (or depressing the clutch) and turning off the ignition.

CAUTION: When driving a carbureted car down a long hill in Jewish overdrive, do not let out the clutch with the car in gear, then later turn on the ignition. If you do this, the engine will backfire. The longer you go before turning on the ignition, the more violent the backfire. Unless you're running glasspack mufflers, you can blow off your exhaust system.

Compare to Okie overdrive.
Schlomo Bender tried to save two bucks worth of gas by putting his Jew Canoe into Jewish overdrive as he drove down Pikes Peak. But he burned out his brakes and drove over the cliff instead.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 21, 2005
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bugger

There once was a man from Belair
Who tried to bugger a bear.
But the beast was a brute
Who struck out at his root
Leaving nothing but testes and hair.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
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Bullroar

John Kerry spouts a lot of bullroar.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
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