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fink

A person who goes to the authorities and tattles on another person.

A tattler.

A snitch.

A stoolie.

A canary.

A squealer.

In short, a person beneath contempt.
Martha is a contemptable fink. She is the boss's eyes and ears, and reports people who come back from lunch 2 minutes late.
by Cap'n Bullmoose October 8, 2007
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passing

When a guy of color dresses and talks like a Young Republican and eats baloney sandwiches on white bread, and all the local white paddies and ofays think that the guy is a white paddy.
Rastus changed his name to Robert, put on a grey suit and a red tie, stopped shuckin' and jivin', and bought a white Oldsmobile. He got the kink out of his hair and stopped drinking cheap malt liquor. Now he's passing down in Racine.
by Cap'n Bullmoose October 9, 2007
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sbd

A sea-borne dive bomber of World War II, the Douglas SBD Dauntless. The SBD was the Navy's main dive bomber in the first two years of the war. SBDs sank all four Japanese at the Battle of Midway in 1942. Pilots often called their plains "Slow but Deadly."

A silent but deadly fart. A foul-smelling tile peeler eased into play without a peep. This is the favorite fart of the prim and proper lady, and is useful at lady's clubs, in elevators, in streetcars, and in church.
Swede Vejtasa was an SBD Dauntless pilot in World War II. He shot down seven planes in one day in 1942.

Melissa let an SBD right next to the punch bowl at the church bazaar.
by Cap'n Bullmoose October 9, 2007
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dooflap

A large, pendulous fur-covered appendage that hangs beneath the neck of a moose.
Bullregard the Moose has an 18-inch dooflap.
by Cap'n Bullmoose October 9, 2007
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metrosexual

A cotquean.

An unmasculine male human.

A ponce.
Lloyd is a metrosexual. He shaves his arse cheeks.
by Cap'n Bullmoose October 8, 2007
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crotch cricket

A louse.

A cootie.

A small creature that lives in pubic hair and which moves from person to person at every 0pportunity.
by Cap'n Bullmoose October 8, 2007
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arse bandit

A turd burglar. A corn holer. A poofter. A fag. A sissy boy. A swish.
Bruce is an arse bandit. He enjoys eating butt for desert.
by Cap'n Bullmoose October 9, 2007
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