If you would like to beat your pud with a group of fine liberal gentlemen, go play circle jerk with a bunch of corn holing, butt eating faggots. Poofters love to help you beat your pud
by Cap'n Bullmoose November 01, 2007
The politically correct way of saying "Bum's Rush."
The Liberal Words for "Bum's Rush."
The forcible ejection from a saloon, performed on an objectionable person by a bouncer. It is done by grabbing the offender by the shirt collar and the belt, and pushing him out the door.
The Liberal Words for "Bum's Rush."
The forcible ejection from a saloon, performed on an objectionable person by a bouncer. It is done by grabbing the offender by the shirt collar and the belt, and pushing him out the door.
"I got the bum's rush from Finkbein's bar last night."
"Oh, you must never say 'bum's rush!' That will offend white liberals! Instead,you should say 'homeless person's manditory egression.'"
"Oh, you must never say 'bum's rush!' That will offend white liberals! Instead,you should say 'homeless person's manditory egression.'"
by Cap'n Bullmoose September 01, 2008
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
A paper toilet seat cover.
Also called a Texas t-shirt or a Portagee pegnoir.
This expression was common in the 1950s, and long time before the Gallagher was born. It's probably much older than that.
Also called a Texas t-shirt or a Portagee pegnoir.
This expression was common in the 1950s, and long time before the Gallagher was born. It's probably much older than that.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
Bubba is gonna shoot him a Ivory-Billed Woodpecker, now that the TV gone an' told him where it lives.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005
To puke. To vomit. To spend a while driving the porcelain bus. To expell the contents of your stomach violently.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 19, 2005
A phonograph record played at 45 RPM. It was about 8 inches across and had a very large central hole. It played a single song.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005