Cap'n Bullmoose's definitions

cigarette

A roll of stink weed rolled in paper, found in the mouth of a redneck, skank, monkey, idiot, wino, bum, or fool. It is the cause of ash tray breath.

A Camel butt.

Belinda thinks she smells good with a cigarette in her mouth.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 20, 2005

pawnbroker's balls

The upper limit of extreme, uncomfortable cold, not measurable with a thermometer.

Man, it's colder than a pawnbroker's balls. All three of 'em.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 21, 2005

liberal

A politician who promises entitlements to certain groups in order to buy their votes. Note that the politician therefore wants those groups to remain static, so he can promise more entitlements and get more votes.

A liberal has no desire to see black, Mexican, or poofter populations leave their ghettos, barrios, or prance halls and blend in with the rest of society. If they did that, there would be no easy block of votes.

Liberals have no desire to see blacks or Mexicans get good paying jobs. With a good job comes the liberal's enormous burden of taxes, which soon wipe out your entitlements.

In short, a liberal is most interested in preserving the status quo, by keeping black folk down on de ol plantation.

Senaturd Kennedy is a pansy ass liberal.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 19, 2005

flong your dong

Beat your pud.
Beat your meat.
Beat off.
Tap your log.

If you would like to flong your dong with a group of liberal gentlemen, go play circle jerk with some simpering fags. They love to beat their puds together on the street corner.

by Cap'n Bullmoose November 22, 2007

Vulgar Dog

1. William Shakespeare.

Lord Byron wrote that Shakespeare was a vulgar dog.

2. A dog. Any dog.

Bet you can't find me a dog who is not a vulgar dog.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005

chungus

Cool, boss, zorch.

Common in the very early 1960s.

That was a chungus 45.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

mooning

The recreational act of baring one's ass in public with the intention of it being seen by people who don't want, or expect, to see it.

We drove to the Presidio to go mooning in front of the Officer's Club. A car full of majors and colonels followed us all the way back to Oakland. Guess they wanted to see some more moons.

by Cap'n Bullmoose May 14, 2005