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drizzlies

1. Luanne ate too much cabbage and got the drizzlies.

2. We can't go to Chicago? Man, that's the drizzlies.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005
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passing

When a guy of color dresses and talks like a Young Republican and eats baloney sandwiches on white bread, and all the local white paddies and ofays think that the guy is a white paddy.
Rastus changed his name to Robert, put on a grey suit and a red tie, stopped shuckin' and jivin', and bought a white Oldsmobile. He got the kink out of his hair and stopped drinking cheap malt liquor. Now he's passing down in Racine.
by Cap'n Bullmoose October 9, 2007
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Okie tool kit

A hammer, a screwdriver, and an adjustable wrench (also called a Mexican socket wrench. With these tools, an Okie can repair most malfunctions on his pickup truck.
Lennie Jim carries his Okie tool kit under the seat of his Jimmy pickup truck.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
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stick shift

The type of automobile transmission driven by all men (and some women) with two legs and two arms.

Automatic transmissions are for old granny ladies, girlie girls, girlie men, and sissy boys.
I'm a man, therefore I drive a stick shift.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 19, 2005
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mooning

The recreational act of baring one's ass in public with the intention of it being seen by people who don't want, or expect, to see it.
We drove to the Presidio to go mooning in front of the Officer's Club. A car full of majors and colonels followed us all the way back to Oakland. Guess they wanted to see some more moons.
by Cap'n Bullmoose May 14, 2005
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blow your lunch

To puke. To vomit. To spend a while driving the porcelain bus. To expell the contents of your stomach violently.
Leonardo de Crappio is so effeminate, he makes me want to puke.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 19, 2005
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road hog

A crummy soccer mom who hogs the left lane of any multi-lane road while she prattles on the cell phone.
Cassidy the arrogant soccer mom is this town's most egregious road hog. She will not move over into the right lane to let anyone pass.
by Cap'n Bullmoose November 11, 2006
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