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loitering

What punks, creeps, Ace Boon Coons, and Pachuco boys can be found doing outside pool halls, liquor stores, and 7-Eleven stores. Loitering involves standing somewhat still, posing like a tough guy, spitting on the sidewalk, and (if you're an Ace Boon Coon) occasionally shouting "Sheee-IT!" or "MO FO!"

Proprietors of businesses post signs that say "NO LOITERING." These signs can be found at better pool halls, liquor stores, and 7-Elevens in all major cities. They do this because if anything is bad for business, it's a slime ball punk or nose-picking creep or a greasy haired Pachuco or a shit-ass Blood or fat slob Crip standing outside your establishment.
Hector collects lucrative entitlements from the liberals because one of his ancestors was a conquistador. With no work to go to, he spends his afternoons loitering outside Mack's Liquor Store.
by Cap'n Bullmoose October 11, 2007
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dangle dance

An impromptu dance performed by a gentleman with no pants on.
Mike dropped trou and did a dangle dance in front of the beauty salon.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005
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Okie credit card

A short length of hose used to syphon gasoline from someone else's gas tank. You syphon the gas into a bucket, coffee can, or any other appropriate (or inappropriate) receptacle, then put it into your own gas tank.

The operator of an Okie credit card will almost always start the syphon by sucking on it, rather than covering the end of it with his thumb, then pulling the hose out a way. After all, this is an OKIE credit card.

Before the mid-1970s, you could use a length of garden hose for a Okie credit card. But in those dark days, Those Who Know What's Best for You and Me made the gas tank entrance holes much smaller. They said they did this to keep people from using unleaded gasoline, which was dispensed from a wide nozzle. But the real reason they did this was to make it harder to use an Okie credit card.
Joe Bob used his Okie credit card to get him some gas outta Billy Jim's Chevy.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 21, 2005
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left lane

The traffic lane occupied by all inconsiderate slobs, cell-phone-yapping soccer moms, arrogant yuppies, and natives of Colorado.
All cars with Colorado license plates will be found in the left lane.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005
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pawnbroker's balls

The upper limit of extreme, uncomfortable cold, not measurable with a thermometer.
Man, it's colder than a pawnbroker's balls. All three of 'em.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 21, 2005
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wino lunch box

A dumpster. A large trash receptacle usually found outside business establishments. A bin in which winos and bums go dumpster diving.
Edgar and Louise found breakfast in the wino lunch box behind Maxim's.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 20, 2005
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Wetlands

The liberal word for a swamp, a marsh, or a mudflat.
You must never say "swamp" when a white liberal is in the room. She will be offended! You must always say "wetlands" so she won't be offended.
by Cap'n Bullmoose October 18, 2008
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