keep on trucking

In the 1920s and 1930s, jazz musicians said keep on truckin'. You can see an example of it near the end of the 1940s cartoon Dumbo, where one of the crows says "I even saw a vegetable truck," and all the crows assume the Keep on Truckin' position.
Truckin' on down the line
Hey hey hey
I say keep on truckin'
Truckin' my blues away.

Keep on truckin' mama
Truckin' my troubles away.
I say keep on truckin' mama
Truckin' my troubles away.
Do that thing you do so well
I can tell what you been doin'
By the way that you smell.
Keep on truckin' mama
Truckin' my troubles away.

This is about 40 years older than the late 1960s.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
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slop swab

A napkin or serviette, used to wipe crumbs and gravy from your mouth at dinner.
Otto wiped his chops with a slob swab.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
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marriage

A relationship between one man and one woman. The nucleus of the family. Ordained by God and not by governments, and therefore not definable or controllable by governments.

Little children sometimes play amusing little games in which their puppy dogs and kitty cats get married. In a similar fashion, grown-up poofters and diesel dykes sometimes pretend that they can get married to each other. Strangely, all good liberal twits pretend the same thing.

Every poofter has the God-given right to get married. He can marry any willing single woman he wants to.

Every bull dyke has the God-given right to get married. She can marry any willing single man she wants to.
Malcolm and Rebecca were united in marriage. Bruce and Donald were not.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005
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time out

A bogus, phoney baloney pseudo-punishment inflicted by soccer moms on their day care brats, after said day care brats have disobeyed for the 27th time.

The time out has a beginning, but never an end. Before the soccer mom releases the day care brat, the day care brat releases itself.
After little Chutney disobeyed her soccer mom for the 27th time, Michner gave her a time out.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005
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metrosexual

A cotquean.

An unmasculine male human.

A ponce.
Lloyd is a metrosexual. He shaves his arse cheeks.
by Cap'n Bullmoose September 24, 2007
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PDA

A hand-held electronic device used by yuppie twits to draw attention and admiration to themselves at meetings. Although the device does little more than a notebook and pen, yuppies and soccer moms are very impressed by them.
Scrodney was the center of attention with her new PDA. All the yuppies were very excited about it, and Scrodney scored many points.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 26, 2005
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Wetlands

The liberal word for a swamp, a marsh, or a mudflat.
You must never say "swamp" when a white liberal is in the room. She will be offended! You must always say "wetlands" so she won't be offended.
by Cap'n Bullmoose September 01, 2008
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