Cap'n Bullmoose's definitions

quean

The proper title of Senaturd Hillary Clinton.

Quean Hillary said nothing important again today.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 21, 2005

slash

A line drawn between two words by people who are too ignorant to know the real punctuation mark or work that should go there, and are too lazy to look it up.

A sure sign of a faux writer.

Any bozo who puts a slash between two words should have his word processor taken away until he learns how to write.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 20, 2005

left lane

The traffic lane occupied by all inconsiderate slobs, cell-phone-yapping soccer moms, arrogant yuppies, and natives of Colorado.

All cars with Colorado license plates will be found in the left lane.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005

brown out

A moon that exposes the brown eye.

A mass mooning by several people that exposes all of their brown eyes.

250 guys had a brown out in front of the Phi Mu house on Saturday. You should have seen it!

by Cap'n Bullmoose May 14, 2005

real George

Cool, fresh, outta sight. Very common in the early 1950s, about the same time as zorch and zorch cow.

Hey, that movie was real George.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

Texas toothbrush

A large brush used to clean a commode. A toilet brush.

... But everything's big in Texas!

Homer scrubbed his toilet pot with a Texas toothbrush before his parents came to visit.

by Cap'n Bullmoose May 6, 2005

Sissy

A guy who gets out of the bathtub to take a leak.
A guy who takes his chew out before he eats.

Walden is a great big sissy. He steps into the can to scratch his arse.

by Cap'n Bullmoose July 3, 2008