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land yacht

A road locomotive. A block-long car that handles badly.
Martha drove her land yacht to the mall.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005
mugGet the land yachtmug.

Woof!

Word used by countless ignorant peckerwoods to refer to a wolf.
Hot damn, Lem, they's a Woof down there in the holler.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005
mugGet the Woof!mug.

bazooka

1. A goofy musical instrument played by Bob Burns in Spike Jones' orchestra in the 1940s.

2. A small anti-tank rocket launcher from World War II, named after Bob Burns' instrument.
Bob Burns played Bazooka for John Scott Trotter and Spike Jones.

GI Joe blasted the Kraut tank with his bazooka.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005
mugGet the bazookamug.

coo burner

A very hot pepper, such as a Scotch Bonnet or Habanero.

So called because the day after you eat too many of them, your coo burns. You get a Mexican heartburn.

A Portagee expression.
Hey, Sally, have some of these coo burners.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 21, 2005
mugGet the coo burnermug.

Schroedinger's Cat

A hypothetical experiment in quantum mechanics that allegedly proves that a cat can be alive and dead at the same time. This conclusion smack's of Bishop Berkeley's notion that if nobody is in a forest to hear a falling tree, the tree makes no sound.
Schroedinger's Cat is not half alive and half dead. It is either alive or dead, and we have to open the box to find out. If we lose interest and refuse to open the box, the chances of the cat being dead increase greatly with time.
by Cap'n Bullmoose November 11, 2006
mugGet the Schroedinger's Catmug.

apostrophe

A punctuation mark that stooges, idiots, morons, dorks, and ignorant people put in front of the letter "s" with amazing inconsistency.
The sign outside the fruit stand said "Grape's, Apple's, and Peache's."

Butch puts an apostrophe before every final "s" in a sentence. He writes "Mr's. Hennessey say's we should alway's warsh our hand's after we come in from reces's. Especially after you take a pis's.
by Cap'n Bullmoose October 9, 2007
mugGet the apostrophemug.

Italian dinner jacket

A man's sleeveless undershirt. White, or at least once-white.

Also called IDJ or an Italian tuxedo.
Bruno wore his Italian dinner jacket to Angelo and Carla's wedding.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
mugGet the Italian dinner jacketmug.

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