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liberal

A politician who promises entitlements to certain groups in order to buy their votes. Note that the politician therefore wants those groups to remain static, so he can promise more entitlements and get more votes.

A liberal has no desire to see black, Mexican, or poofter populations leave their ghettos, barrios, or prance halls and blend in with the rest of society. If they did that, there would be no easy block of votes.

Liberals have no desire to see blacks or Mexicans get good paying jobs. With a good job comes the liberal's enormous burden of taxes, which soon wipe out your entitlements.

In short, a liberal is most interested in preserving the status quo, by keeping black folk down on de ol plantation.
Senaturd Kennedy is a pansy ass liberal.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 19, 2005
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Frito Bandito

A Mexican bandit who used to advertise Fritos. White liberal twits and pantywaist oafs said that the Frito Bandito was racist because it looked like a Mexican, and anybody who saw him would instantly and automatically believe that all Mexicans were bandits, and that they spoke English with a Mexican accent.
I really miss the Frito Bandito. He was quite effective at offending white liberals.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
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slime

Any undesirable person.

A greasy-haired pachuco.
A yuppie.
A liberal.
A soccer mom.
A punk.
A crip.
Quean Hillary is a slime. In fact, she's the Queen of Slimes, the Godmother of everyone who doesn't want to work for a living, but to be given money vacuumed out of YOUR pocket.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
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mooning

The recreational act of baring one's ass in public with the intention of it being seen by people who don't want, or expect, to see it.
We drove to the Presidio to go mooning in front of the Officer's Club. A car full of majors and colonels followed us all the way back to Oakland. Guess they wanted to see some more moons.
by Cap'n Bullmoose May 14, 2005
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stick shift

The type of automobile transmission driven by all men (and some women) with two legs and two arms.

Automatic transmissions are for old granny ladies, girlie girls, girlie men, and sissy boys.
I'm a man, therefore I drive a stick shift.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 19, 2005
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wino lunch box

A dumpster. A large trash receptacle usually found outside business establishments. A bin in which winos and bums go dumpster diving.
Edgar and Louise found breakfast in the wino lunch box behind Maxim's.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 20, 2005
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portagee

1. A native, resident, or emigrant from Portugal.

2. A descendant of such a person.

A people with a rich cultural heritage that makes no demands for care and support from their government. They are workers and doers, rather than beggars and takers.

White liberal twits whine that the word is offensive, but the only people offended by the word are white liberal twits. Portagees call themselves Portagees, and love to eat Portagee Soup and linguisa.
Big Joe Portagee is a character in Tortilla Flat.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 20, 2005
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