Colorado Kool-Aid

Wally, who has no sense of taste, bought a case of Colorado Kool-Aid.
by Cap'n Bullmoose May 06, 2005
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chogie

1. A very loud fart. A binderfender.

2. To walk very quickly.
Judy let a great big chogie in class today.

I'm going to chogie on down to the Piggly Wiggly and get a pack of smokes.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
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Mexican socket wrench

An adjustable wrench, commonly called a Crescent wrench (from a brand name).
Billy Bob used his Mexican socket wrench to loosen his alternator bolts.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
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snitch

A low down rotten fink. A stool pigeon. A rat. These people need to be exterminated like rats. So do the scums who listen to their reports.
Brenda is a no good snitch.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
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homosexual

An extremely offensive word used to villify a poofter, a butt eating faggot, a turd burglar, a corn holer, or a swishy mama's boy.
A person is not born a homosexual. He is not born eating butt or corn holing the dog. A person chooses to become a homosexual. Behavior makes a person a homosexual. You do not become a homosexual by eating chocolate cake. You become a homosexual by eating butt.
Lemony is a homosexual. He enjoys fluttering his wrists, lisping, and going "tsk!" He decided to become a homosexual the day he decided to corn hole the dog.
by Cap'n Bullmoose October 04, 2007
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mooning

The recreational act of baring one's ass in public with the intention of it being seen by people who don't want, or expect, to see it.
We drove to the Presidio to go mooning in front of the Officer's Club. A car full of majors and colonels followed us all the way back to Oakland. Guess they wanted to see some more moons.
by Cap'n Bullmoose May 13, 2005
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real George

Cool, fresh, outta sight. Very common in the early 1950s, about the same time as zorch and zorch cow.
Hey, that movie was real George.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
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