Cap'n Bullmoose's definitions

side show

An exhibition of speed in Oakland, practiced by extremely stupid people with lots of mush in their mouths.

Hey blood, les go to dat side show.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

Rastus

The gentleman whose picture is on the Cream of Wheat box.

Rastus has had his picture on the Cream of Wheat box since the 1890s.

by Cap'n Bullmoose September 1, 2005

bazooka

1. A goofy musical instrument played by Bob Burns in Spike Jones' orchestra in the 1940s.

2. A small anti-tank rocket launcher from World War II, named after Bob Burns' instrument.

Bob Burns played Bazooka for John Scott Trotter and Spike Jones.

GI Joe blasted the Kraut tank with his bazooka.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005

zorch

Real George, zorch cow, boss.

That model airplane sure is zorch.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

step on a frog

A polite excuse for blasting a fart.

Compare with step on a duck.

POOOOT! Oh, excuse me ladies, I just stepped on a frog.

by Cap'n Bullmoose May 14, 2005

apostrophe

A punctuation mark that stooges, idiots, morons, dorks, and ignorant people put in front of the letter "s" with amazing inconsistency.

The sign outside the fruit stand said "Grape's, Apple's, and Peache's."

Butch puts an apostrophe before every final "s" in a sentence. He writes "Mr's. Hennessey say's we should alway's warsh our hand's after we come in from reces's. Especially after you take a pis's.

by Cap'n Bullmoose October 9, 2007

Mediterranean Irishman

An Italian. A person from Italy.

Giulio is a Mediterranean Irishman. He lives in Firenza.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005