Cap'n Bullmoose's definitions

flong your dong

Beat your pud.
Beat your meat.
Beat off.
Tap your log.

If you would like to flong your dong with a group of liberal gentlemen, go play circle jerk with some simpering fags. They love to beat their puds together on the street corner.

by Cap'n Bullmoose November 22, 2007

liberal

A politician who promises entitlements to certain groups in order to buy their votes. Note that the politician therefore wants those groups to remain static, so he can promise more entitlements and get more votes.

A liberal has no desire to see black, Mexican, or poofter populations leave their ghettos, barrios, or prance halls and blend in with the rest of society. If they did that, there would be no easy block of votes.

Liberals have no desire to see blacks or Mexicans get good paying jobs. With a good job comes the liberal's enormous burden of taxes, which soon wipe out your entitlements.

In short, a liberal is most interested in preserving the status quo, by keeping black folk down on de ol plantation.

Senaturd Kennedy is a pansy ass liberal.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 19, 2005

arse bandit

A turd burglar. A corn holer. A poofter. A fag. A sissy boy. A swish.

Bruce is an arse bandit. He enjoys eating butt for desert.

by Cap'n Bullmoose October 9, 2007

Flopper Stopper

A bra constructed to inhibit the flopping of Floppers. A support for a woman's breasts that keeps them from flopping around.

I hope you remembered to wear your flopper stopper, Charmaine.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 18, 2005

road hog

A crummy soccer mom who hogs the left lane of any multi-lane road while she prattles on the cell phone.

Cassidy the arrogant soccer mom is this town's most egregious road hog. She will not move over into the right lane to let anyone pass.

by Cap'n Bullmoose November 11, 2006

boss

Cool. Awesome.

An expression from the mid 1950s, which fell from favor by the early 1960s.

Sal Bufardesi let a tremendous binderfender in class one day, grinned, and said "that's boss!"

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

Frito Bandito

A Mexican bandit who used to advertise Fritos. White liberal twits and pantywaist oafs said that the Frito Bandito was racist because it looked like a Mexican, and anybody who saw him would instantly and automatically believe that all Mexicans were bandits, and that they spoke English with a Mexican accent.

I really miss the Frito Bandito. He was quite effective at offending white liberals.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005