Cap'n Bullmoose's definitions

shack

A private fuzz cop hired by a railroad to toss bums off of moving freight trains.

In the Big Rock Candy Mountain,
There's a land that's fair and bright,
Where the handouts grow on bushes
And you sleep out every night.
The shacks all have to tip their hats and the railroad bulls are blind...

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

Homeless Person's Manditory Egression

The politically correct way of saying "Bum's Rush."
The Liberal Words for "Bum's Rush."
The forcible ejection from a saloon, performed on an objectionable person by a bouncer. It is done by grabbing the offender by the shirt collar and the belt, and pushing him out the door.

"I got the bum's rush from Finkbein's bar last night."
"Oh, you must never say 'bum's rush!' That will offend white liberals! Instead,you should say 'homeless person's manditory egression.'"

by Cap'n Bullmoose October 19, 2008

land yacht

A road locomotive. A block-long car that handles badly.

Martha drove her land yacht to the mall.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005

BA

A Bare Ass, exposed as a taunt or an insult. A moon.

Lenny dropped trou and hung BA in the library.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005

flong your dong

Beat your pud.
Beat your meat.
Beat off.
Tap your log.

If you would like to flong your dong with a group of liberal gentlemen, go play circle jerk with some simpering fags. They love to beat their puds together on the street corner.

by Cap'n Bullmoose November 22, 2007

arse bandit

A turd burglar. A corn holer. A poofter. A fag. A sissy boy. A swish.

Bruce is an arse bandit. He enjoys eating butt for desert.

by Cap'n Bullmoose October 9, 2007

Frito Bandito

A Mexican bandit who used to advertise Fritos. White liberal twits and pantywaist oafs said that the Frito Bandito was racist because it looked like a Mexican, and anybody who saw him would instantly and automatically believe that all Mexicans were bandits, and that they spoke English with a Mexican accent.

I really miss the Frito Bandito. He was quite effective at offending white liberals.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005