land yacht

A road locomotive. A block-long car that handles badly.

Martha drove her land yacht to the mall.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005

BA

A Bare Ass, exposed as a taunt or an insult. A moon.

Lenny dropped trou and hung BA in the library.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005

marriage

A relationship between one man and one woman. The nucleus of the family. Ordained by God and not by governments, and therefore not definable or controllable by governments.

Little children sometimes play amusing little games in which their puppy dogs and kitty cats get married. In a similar fashion, grown-up poofters and diesel dykes sometimes pretend that they can get married to each other. Strangely, all good liberal twits pretend the same thing.

Every poofter has the God-given right to get married. He can marry any willing single woman he wants to.

Every bull dyke has the God-given right to get married. She can marry any willing single man she wants to.

Malcolm and Rebecca were united in marriage. Bruce and Donald were not.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005

Porky Pig

To walk around in public with no pants on, like Porky Pig or Donald Duck.

A ball walk.

Herman and Larry did a Porky Pig down Main Street on Tuesday afternoon.

by Cap'n Bullmoose May 14, 2005

side show

An exhibition of speed in Oakland, practiced by extremely stupid people with lots of mush in their mouths.

Hey blood, les go to dat side show.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

bazooka

1. A goofy musical instrument played by Bob Burns in Spike Jones' orchestra in the 1940s.

2. A small anti-tank rocket launcher from World War II, named after Bob Burns' instrument.

Bob Burns played Bazooka for John Scott Trotter and Spike Jones.

GI Joe blasted the Kraut tank with his bazooka.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005

step on a frog

A polite excuse for blasting a fart.

Compare with step on a duck.

POOOOT! Oh, excuse me ladies, I just stepped on a frog.

by Cap'n Bullmoose May 14, 2005