Definitions by Cap'n Bullmoose

PETA 

1. A group of hippocrites who will never hesitate to pour paint on a rich lady's fur coat, but will never in a million years pour paint on a biker's leather jacket.

2. A group of mush wimp clowns who, living in the traditions, safety, and blessings of a Christian nation, subscribes to Hindu reincarnation nonsense about cows being ex-humans.

Listen up, PETA punk: Meat is NOT murder, and that cow is NOT my grandma. Pour paint on MY leathers and I'll ram a wiener dog up yer backside!

PETA by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005

Austin 

An English motor car often known for being very small.

There once was a man from Boston
Who bought himself a new Austin.
There was room for his ass
And a gallon of gas
But his balls hung out and he lost 'em.

(Pardon the misspelling of "arse"; this appears to be a Yank rhyme.)

Austin by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005

land yacht 

A road locomotive. A block-long car that handles badly.

Martha drove her land yacht to the mall.

land yacht by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005

oboe 

An ill wind that nobody blows good.

Lynne played Telemann's oboe concertos at the concert.

oboe by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005

bazooka 

1. A goofy musical instrument played by Bob Burns in Spike Jones' orchestra in the 1940s.

2. A small anti-tank rocket launcher from World War II, named after Bob Burns' instrument.

Bob Burns played Bazooka for John Scott Trotter and Spike Jones.

GI Joe blasted the Kraut tank with his bazooka.

bazooka by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005

jock juice 

1. What you get when you wring out a sweaty jock strap.

2. A sports beverage, such as Gator Ade.

At the end of the quarter, Jack drank some jock juice.

jock juice by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005

left lane

The traffic lane occupied by all inconsiderate slobs, cell-phone-yapping soccer moms, arrogant yuppies, and natives of Colorado.

All cars with Colorado license plates will be found in the left lane.

left lane by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005