Cap'n Awesome's definitions

pope of Chilitown

The authority on chili, flavor, or spice.

Look at me, I'm Homer Simpson, I think I'm the Pope of Chilitown.

by Cap'n Awesome May 5, 2005

cry pod

An Ipod, or any electronic media player, filled with gigs and gigs of emo, shoegaze, screamcore, or any kind of music assosiated with sad white kids.

He was trying to be friendly, and offered me his Nano, in case there was anything I'd like to listen to. Thirty seconds of scrolling through his cry pod quickly confirmed that we would probably have very little in common.

by Cap'n Awesome August 28, 2006

Darwin Awards

An "award" given to people who contribute the most to the evolution of humanity by removing their genes from the gene pool. Sometimes given to people who simply sterilize themselves, but most of the recipiants have ended up dead because of their actions.

Basically, the concept is that people kill/injure themselves to the point where reproduction is no longer possible whilst doing something surrealistically stupid. By insuring that their stupid genes to not spread, they ultimately help humanity and thus recieve an award.

While the concept is funny enough, the actual awards are usually very mean spirited.

Inflamable means flamable? What a country!

by Cap'n Awesome May 18, 2005

gwigger

A white woman who acts like a black man.

Yes they exist.

...then this little white ho starts scratchin' her ass! I'm all like "Damn, gwigger!"

by Cap'n Awesome May 2, 2005

aweful

Full of awe, or could inspire enough awe to fill. Dispite sounding like awful, it means quite the opposite.

Guy: I just made a submission to urbandictionary.com!
Guy2:Dude, that's aweful!

by Cap'n Awesome April 26, 2005

nubitron

New person. Increasing in popularity in the online gaming world.

I couldn't bring myself to shoot the nubitron, he was running into the wall.

by Cap'n Awesome May 2, 2005

whiny

1) an adjective describing a person prone to complaining.
2) Somebody who seems determined to gripe.
3) Petulant.
4) Everybody who defined 106,900 Iraqis

I mean they were ALL whiny.

by Cap'n Awesome May 15, 2005