An Ipod, or any electronic media player, filled with gigs and gigs of emo, shoegaze, screamcore, or any kind of music assosiated with sad white kids.
He was trying to be friendly, and offered me his Nano, in case there was anything I'd like to listen to. Thirty seconds of scrolling through his cry pod quickly confirmed that we would probably have very little in common.
by Cap'n Awesome August 28, 2006
1) (N) Leader of the Roman Catholics.
2) (n) Somebody who is insanely talented, skilled, or generally awesome.
3) (v) To own somebody completly. Sometimes used to describe a quick, violent act that cannot be imagined.
4) (adj) Incredable.
2) (n) Somebody who is insanely talented, skilled, or generally awesome.
3) (v) To own somebody completly. Sometimes used to describe a quick, violent act that cannot be imagined.
4) (adj) Incredable.
1) So they chose a new pope. I wonder how he feels about abortion.
2) Dude, don't even mess with Sarah, she's'a da' freakin' pope.
3) If I'm waiting at the movies and your brother shows up, I'm going to pope the both of you.
4) When you backflipped off the roof and punched cancer in the balls, that was so pope.
2) Dude, don't even mess with Sarah, she's'a da' freakin' pope.
3) If I'm waiting at the movies and your brother shows up, I'm going to pope the both of you.
4) When you backflipped off the roof and punched cancer in the balls, that was so pope.
by Cap'n Awesome May 02, 2005
Crunchitize me, Cap'n!
by Cap'n Awesome May 03, 2005
by Cap'n Awesome May 02, 2005
An "award" given to people who contribute the most to the evolution of humanity by removing their genes from the gene pool. Sometimes given to people who simply sterilize themselves, but most of the recipiants have ended up dead because of their actions.
Basically, the concept is that people kill/injure themselves to the point where reproduction is no longer possible whilst doing something surrealistically stupid. By insuring that their stupid genes to not spread, they ultimately help humanity and thus recieve an award.
While the concept is funny enough, the actual awards are usually very mean spirited.
Basically, the concept is that people kill/injure themselves to the point where reproduction is no longer possible whilst doing something surrealistically stupid. By insuring that their stupid genes to not spread, they ultimately help humanity and thus recieve an award.
While the concept is funny enough, the actual awards are usually very mean spirited.
by Cap'n Awesome May 18, 2005
In pool, to hit the cue ball first, and break the triangle of balls. Usually determines whether a person is playing stripes or solids.
Also means to give change for a large bill.
Also means to give change for a large bill.
1. Brad's gonna lose anyway, so you might as well let him break.
2. Kathy: I need your $3.50
Cj: Can you break a ten?
2. Kathy: I need your $3.50
Cj: Can you break a ten?
by Cap'n Awesome April 15, 2006
by Cap'n Awesome May 05, 2005