carta

noun - an alien race - skin color ranges from medium blue to dark blue. Older Cartas are grayish-blue or gray colored. Resembles human in general shape. Has 2 dark blue horns on head, black eyes, and 2 really small dark blue horns on their backs.
Bob Marley: I was walking around today and 3 Cartas jumped out and robbed me!
Ralf: Stupid Aliens...
by Can Not April 08, 2005
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rofflelame

verb - to take something, and make a very lame parody of it. Usually lame on purpose. Can be stupid or retarded instead of lame.
(someone's profile)
"You don't have to go home,
but you can't stay here."
Bill: You can't go hoooome,
Bill: So you can't stay here.
Sally: WTF?
Bill Haha I just ROFFLELAMED your profile.
Sally: Yeah, well, you're a veeter!
Bill: :(
by Can Not April 11, 2005
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Quantity/Quality

noun - Quality over Quantity - Usefulness over Number of - 1. the ideal or idealism that the number of posts you have are more important than the content.(in an online forum.) 2. the ideal that hundreds of weaker units will defeat a smaller number of better units. like in Starcraft(a), Warcraft, Command and Conquer(b), Warhammer 40,000(c), and several other great real time strategies
1."Dude spam posting this one word crap in every topic, this isn't an MMOBB!"
"OMG!!!1 I want to have the h1ghest post count! Quantity/Quality!!"

2.a."Muwahahahaha Zerg Rush!"
"OH MY BUJEEPERS! Please don't overwelm me with the large umber of units you have!"

2.b."OMG!!!1 You think your 1,000 conscript infintry battalion can defeat my grizzly tanks? pffft!"
"You fool! Quantity/Quality1 Hoarding!"

2.c."My 3 squads of Space Marines will easily be able to defeat your 2 Chaos walker...things...that are really big."
by Can Not May 11, 2005
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Zero Mass Theory

noun - Used in some Sci-Fi, the Zero Mass Theory is a theory that suggests there is a net total of zero mass in the universe. Although that seems impossible, its the mathematical veiw of the theory.

the actual theory is that there is positive matter and negative matter, and when the total negative and positive mass is added together, they cancel out to zero. This would go along with the Big Bang Theory. One unanswered question would be, "If there was nothing, then exploded into positive and negative matter, what caused this massive and mysterious disturbance in the universe?"

I have 2 plausible answers to that question. 1. God, or a "Higher Power" created this disturbance, or 2.) Some form of energy or abnormal object must have existed before the matter became. Neither is truely an explanation, just theories without evidence.

How does negative matter and positive matter interact? do that same Newton's Laws apply to them? Do they attract or repulse each other in space? When they touch, do they combine together into nothing? And if so, would they combine into energy, or would they absorb energy in their leave? Does negative matter have negative energy, or do they have the same energy? If different energy, hwo do they react to each others energy? Do magnets still have their effects?

Assuming this theory is true, would one side of the universe be negative? or would there be strange mixes?

I doubt if any real answers will be found in the next 1000 years, but I do hope some scientists take this into consideration as a theory.
Nathan: I was talking to Amber, then we started talking about the Zero Mass Theory, and she immediatly ripped my shirt off and asked me out, I was like "woah! rushing a bit don't you think?"
Jordan: Thats how you started dating her??????11
by Can Not April 05, 2005
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rotor

noun - a guy who is willing to go out with almost any girl. Sometimes a veeter.(someone who veets) rotors are not always desperate, but they are too willing.
Phillip Noble was utterly willing to go out with all those digusting girls.

Sean is not a rotor because he will only be willing to go out with Asia.
by Can Not March 15, 2005
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paininite

noun - the solid or physical form of pain.
"Bill smaking me with a huge peice of steel causes paininite upon my face."

"Being dumped by that extremely poxilion woman does not induce painite."
by Can Not April 24, 2005
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God shot

noun - when playing a game, you make a shot that seems very lucky, almost as if God intervened into the game himself and changed the path of the ball.
(basketball) Mike was surrouded by enemy players, he made a roar-like noise, waved everyoe off with the ball, pertended to turn super saiyin, then jumped and scored a goal in basketball! Other than that, he sucked and did nothing remotely useful. Bob yelled "Dude u see that freshman score a God shot?"
by Can Not April 15, 2005
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