Writing increasingly sexy messages back and forth using facebook, or a similar social networking site, as a medium.
The facebook foreplay was hot, but in person it just wasn't there.
A republican who is very quick to blame all of the United State's current economic, social, health care, international standing, and military problems on President Barack Obama, conveniently forgetting the past 8 years of failed policies that brought us to this point.
After posting how she wanted her "change" back Kara was determined to be a bushnesiac.
An enjoyable evening spent alone where one treats themselves as if they were their own date.
I love Me Dates; no awkward conversation, I always enjoy the company, and I put out.
Dating above your level of hotness, intelligence, economic stature, or overall likability.
David Spade is constantly updating.
A spontaneous eruption of Barack Obama enthusiasm and hope similar to an ejaculation. Often followed by a smile and a good night's sleep knowing that time spent with a Bush is over for a while.
I experienced a Barackulation on Tuesday January 20th during the inauguration.
The practice of sending provocative text messages between exes. Generally begins innocently enough and escalates to sexting
. Ends with one or both people needing to delete their sent and incoming text messages.
"You going to the bar tonight?"
"Nah, I am kind of tired, I will probably stay in and sext with an ex instead."
Driving closely behind a car as to see what they are watching on their car DVD players.
I was telegating the whole drive, but at least I got to see the entire movie.