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Definitions by Caleb Cummins

SHINJI IKARI

SHINJI ikari is a fictional bi sexual alien Lovering bastard from the hit anime Neon Genesis Evangelion, he enjoys spending his free time hanging out with friends or being a simp, he is very depressed and wants to just wants to simp for a red headed a**hole who bully's him, and make out with his hot alien BF, he has daddy issues and usually likes to fight biblical aliens in a giant robot. (Don't let him be in the hospital with ya)
Rei: who is that?

ASUKA: HOW CAN YOU FORGET IDIOT THAT'S SHINJI IKARI STUPID ASS
SHINJI IKARI by Caleb Cummins March 16, 2022

BESTIE KAT 

Bestie Kat is a word you call a person named Katherine, you call them bestie Kat because overall they are a good friend, they may not answer your messages once and awhile but they are very polite, they like to say thank you and act like there the best.
kat: oh hey John

JOHN: BESTIE KAT!!
BESTIE KAT by Caleb Cummins March 16, 2022

COOK YOUR GOOSE 

Something you say to someone when you want to challenge that someone
Jhon: I bet I can date her first!

Caleb: who lied to you, also I'm gonna COOK YOUR GOOSE!

CHECKMATED 

A word you say to someone when you've won or outsmarted them.
James: You knew I liked her and you kiss her!?

John: hahaha you've been CHECKMATED
CHECKMATED by Caleb Cummins March 14, 2022

Cum-bastard 

Someone who doesn't give a s*it about woman even though they love penthouse magazine's and watch horror movies and say corny racist jokes and say homophobic slurs all day long
James the simp: damn that dude is homophobic!!

Caleb the pimp: yeah he's totally a Cum-bastard
Cum-bastard by Caleb Cummins March 12, 2022

BASTARDMAN 

A very rude person who doesn't care much about anything except his penthouse magazine's even though they hate woman, they try to act rude even though beep down they want to let themselves free.
James Albert the simp: did you meet the new student?

Caleb the pimp: yeah he's such a bastardman
BASTARDMAN by Caleb Cummins March 12, 2022

BASTARDMAN 

Jake: I'm so badass
Pimp man: NO YOU ARE A BASTARDMAN
BASTARDMAN by Caleb Cummins March 10, 2022