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BASTARDMAN

Jake: I'm so badass
Pimp man: NO YOU ARE A BASTARDMAN
by Caleb Cummins March 10, 2022
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CHECKMATED

A word you say to someone when you've won or outsmarted them.
James: You knew I liked her and you kiss her!?

John: hahaha you've been CHECKMATED
by Caleb Cummins March 14, 2022
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SHINJI IKARI

SHINJI ikari is a fictional bi sexual alien Lovering bastard from the hit anime Neon Genesis Evangelion, he enjoys spending his free time hanging out with friends or being a simp, he is very depressed and wants to just wants to simp for a red headed a**hole who bully's him, and make out with his hot alien BF, he has daddy issues and usually likes to fight biblical aliens in a giant robot. (Don't let him be in the hospital with ya)
Rei: who is that?

ASUKA: HOW CAN YOU FORGET IDIOT THAT'S SHINJI IKARI STUPID ASS
by Caleb Cummins March 16, 2022
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I Swear To F*ck

It's a word u say when ur really angry at someone, you replace "God" with "F$#k" because it sounds more serious and ur not playing around.
Bastard: Hahaha

Good bastard: I Swear to F*ck stop adding me in that group chat!!
by Caleb Cummins April 15, 2022
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Cum-bastard

Someone who doesn't give a s*it about woman even though they love penthouse magazine's and watch horror movies and say corny racist jokes and say homophobic slurs all day long
James the simp: damn that dude is homophobic!!

Caleb the pimp: yeah he's totally a Cum-bastard
by Caleb Cummins March 12, 2022
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BASTARDMAN

A very rude person who doesn't care much about anything except his penthouse magazine's even though they hate woman, they try to act rude even though beep down they want to let themselves free.
James Albert the simp: did you meet the new student?

Caleb the pimp: yeah he's such a bastardman
by Caleb Cummins March 12, 2022
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Caleb

Caleb is a good guy, he enjoys spending his week simping for his middle school crush Danae gans and eating chicken, he likes to make jokes and say random stuff to his friends, he gets very angry when his friends block him overall don't get in Caleb's bad side.
Jake: who's that dude?

Danae: that's my Bae Caleb!
by Caleb Cummins March 21, 2022
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