smashed face

An intense adjective used to describe something pleasant or nice. Could pertain to a feeling, a smell, someones appearance, etc. The complete opposite of "smashed ass."

I feel like smashed face.

Yummy, something smells like smashed face!!

Your dad looks like smashed face.
Smashed face pertains:
feeling: I love you <3333
Smell: mmmm!! mom's home made baked cookies!!
appearance: Man!! is she hot or what?!
by Caitlin13579 March 12, 2008
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Over Pencil Sharpening

The term used to describe a person who sharpens his/her pencil every 2-5 minutes, (because they always want it sharp as it can get) resulting in their pencil ending up 2 inchs long the next day.
My friend always over sharpens her pencil. She is Over Pencil Sharpening.
by Caitlin13579 September 21, 2008
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human

Apparently, we are the smartest animal on the planet, but the most dangerous to are selves and to other species. Thinking we are more important then animals. We are destroying are own environment, and by doing that will eventually destroy us. We are incredibly arrogant creatures who seem to think that they are the only species on this planet. Extremly selfish, Money's the only thing we care about, we don't care about the environment or society or people or animals. We abuse people and animals.
Me: Humans aren't smart!!, we are depleting are own o-zone layer, and all this other shit!!
Person: Wow!! she's got a point!!
by Caitlin13579 February 09, 2008
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Caitlin

The Gaelic spelling for a shortened form of Catherine or Kathleen. It's an Irish name meaning "pure essence". It's also an extremely common name.
The only correct way to spell this name. It does not include: Caitlyn, Catelyn, Catelin, Kaitlin, Kaitlyn, Katelyn, Katelin, etc.
She's a girl often so amazingly indescribable that no guy will ever deserve her. They say the name Caitlin means that she is often red-headed and dancing in the halls, in addition to being beautiful inside and out. She is classy.
Everyone loves her. She's not selfish and thinks of others constantly. She loves nice people and animals. She's much more mature then her age. She has a beautiful exotic face with a captivating smile and laugh. With model looks, she's the sweetest girl with the cutest personality that you'll ever meet, but usually a little shy and wants the guy to make the first big move. She has the effect of brightening up someone's day (even just by smiling). But when she's not shy she is really loud, really hilarious and really fun to be around. She smells really nice too. Not to mention her sense of humor, her hint of sarcasm.
Me: My name is Caitlin and I have dirty blonde hair and big brown eyes. My username is on urban dictionary is Caitlin13579.

Random Person: God, Caitlin is Amazing, I want to be her...

Random Person 2: Wow, Caitlin is everything I've ever wanted to be...

Me: Aweee! :) <3 xoxo
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Jessika

Another way to spell "Jessica". The orginal way to spell it is J.E.S.S.I.C.A
What more can I say?
Who needs an example for Jessika?
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ignorance is NOT bliss

Lacking knowledge/being rude doesn't make you happy, #1: Lacking knowledge will make you look stupid (depends on the IQ level). Nobody likes it when people are stupid.
#2: Being rude will make everyone hate you. Nobody like it when people are rude.

Future: Then you will be sad for the rest of your life.
idiot: ignorance is bliss.
person with a functioning brain: oh really? No, ignorance is NOT bliss, fucktard!
by Caitlin13579 August 21, 2008
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environment

- Something we should all care about because if we don't we will die (global warming).
- Something 95% of the world population doesn't care about because apparently we all all selfish, and most of all, STUPID.
- Something people start to realize why they should care about the environment, when it comes at the very end of it all. (See stupid)
Hevick of the Bahamas didn't care about the environment, and he also thought it was foolish to and thought "why care about the environment?" Hevick's country was hit by global warming along with severe floods. Then he realized for not caring about the environment, he wasn't the only fool that caused global warming, he also realized why to care about the environment. He now has common sense.
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