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smashed face

An intense adjective used to describe something pleasant or nice. Could pertain to a feeling, a smell, someones appearance, etc. The complete opposite of "smashed ass."

I feel like smashed face.

Yummy, something smells like smashed face!!

Your dad looks like smashed face.
Smashed face pertains:
feeling: I love you <3333
Smell: mmmm!! mom's home made baked cookies!!
appearance: Man!! is she hot or what?!
by Caitlin13579 March 12, 2008
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car on-purpose

When 2 people are racing in cars side by side, when it's so obvious that those idiots will crash. This is called a car on-purpose.
Guy #1: Want to race man?
Guy #2: Sure man!
*Starts racing*
*Both crashes*
Random Guy: What idiots, they just had a car on-purpose.
by Caitlin13579 December 22, 2008
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Greed

People whom are destroying society.

Ex: Cathy and Claire are GREEDY!! They need more money!!
The different forms of greed are greed of:
see: Money
Wealth
Power
Food etc....

For similar words like Greed see: Selfish
Self-Centered
Self-Absorbed

See the rest of the Seven
Deadly Sins:
Lust
Gluttony
Sloth
Wrath
Envy
Pride
by Caitlin13579 May 28, 2008
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Over Pencil Sharpening

The term used to describe a person who sharpens his/her pencil every 2-5 minutes, (because they always want it sharp as it can get) resulting in their pencil ending up 2 inchs long the next day.
My friend always over sharpens her pencil. She is Over Pencil Sharpening.
by Caitlin13579 November 3, 2008
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househugger

Househugger: A person that cares for the economy and other people. And will do anything to save the economy from going downhill.
The opposite of treehugger.

Treehugger: A person that cares for the environment and animals. And will do anything to save the environment from going downhill.
The opposite of a househugger.

Herbert: "Now you see how ridiculous it is to call someone a treehugger?"
Phil: "Yes I do!! Ever since I read the definition "househugger"
Househuggers and treehuggers don't get along.
by Caitlin13579 March 20, 2008
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Kaela

Another way to spell "Kayla". The orginal way to spell it is K.A.Y.L.A
What more can I say?
Who needs an example for Kaela?
by Caitlin13579 March 29, 2009
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Complete Fucking Asshole

Someone much more than an incredible jerk. Someone much like Satan. A very dangerous and intensely fucking evil person.

Signals that someones an asshole (Very dangerous, avoid these people):
#1 Someone/Some people who laughs at you.
#1.1 Someone/Some people who STILL laughs at you after you snapped and went to the Childrens/Adults hospital over 5 times.
#1.2 Someone/Some people who STILL laughs at you while/when you just been Physically/Verbally abused.
#2 Someone/Some people who fuck up your mental health.
Ex.#1: Lots of people are Complete Fucking Assholes.
Ex.#2: A little 13 girl named Suzie Witherspoon, and a little 15 boy named Thomas Witherspoon were obviously brother & sister. One day a big, fat, ugly bully/popular bastard guy named Earl Evans in their school, Spread a/some rumor(s) about them all over New Brunswick (where they lived)!! Everywhere they went most people laughed at them inside their vehicles. 2 years later they were both found dead by suicide under the polluted-with-human-shit river.
by Caitlin13579 October 12, 2008
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