CaLviN's definitions

Fucktard

Somebody who does something really stupid see asshat

Jim drove into a farmers market, what a fucktard

by Calvin November 12, 2003

masturbate

to stroke your penis till it becomes a fountain of white liquid at the same time moaning like after a maraton

I stroke my hard cock till i cum all over my bed

when the door open my dad caught me masturbating

by Calvin April 5, 2005

malt

young woman of gipsy/council house origin

big earings and little pikey boots
mostly predominant in maidstone kent area

by calvin May 2, 2003

westside

Verb. To Throw up ones hands in a form of a "W".

Ima Westside your ass if you fail me on my permit test.

by Calvin February 24, 2005

fuckhat

a stronger version of asshat

he's more then and asshat, he's a full blown fuckhat

by Calvin November 12, 2003

Luminaire Mage

(a.k.a Lum, Lumi)
1. A dude who likes to hump 15 year old boys named Calvin.

Luminaire Mage humped Calvin and then Calvin shot him and burned Lum's body in an acid pool infested with man eating sharks.

by Calvin June 29, 2003

explode

to laugh in an abrupt or uncontrolable manner.

friend 1: *explodes*
friend 2: stop exploding all over yourself.

by Calvin March 28, 2005