CORNHOLIO's definitions

limousine liberal

Wealthy person, who adopts the cause of the downtrodden and then goes back to real estate; carries a connotation of hypocrisy; see bobo, bicoastal, parlor pink.

The limousine liberals oppose vouchers but send their kids to private school.

by Cornholio October 30, 2003

PCP-cooker

Synthesizer of PCP for profit

He was the biggest PCP cooker in the Central Valley

by cornholio October 16, 2003

media

Gigolos who can't cut the mustard.

"Media lies" is a redundancy.

by cornholio October 6, 2003

spinmeister

A political consultant or publicist who tries to get the media to interpret an event, usually embarassing to the client, in a favorable way; a pundit who voluntarily performs the same function

The spinmeisters tried to interpret Bill Clinton's relationship with Monica as an example of his feminist leanings

by cornholio October 4, 2003

gurnisht

Nothing; buggerall; nada. From the Yiddish.

I went on six interviews, and got gurnisht.

by cornholio October 9, 2003

maricon

Passive or "bottom" homosexual. Fr. Spanish.

Yo no soy mari . . . soy capitan, soy capitan

by cornholio October 14, 2003

PB's

"Pussy Benders" -- really tight pants on a woman.

Her PB's were so tight I could count the hairs.

by cornholio April 27, 2006