CORNHOLIO's definitions

The Promise

Offer of fellatio or a blow job that never happens to induce compliance with female demands; from the Sweet Potato Queens

I made him the Promise, so he would mow the lawn.

by cornholio October 4, 2003

Asshole

The name of an organ, a source of pleasure to many, nevertheless employed as a term of oppobrium; see British arsehole

Fall River is the asshole of the world

by cornholio October 4, 2003

spinmeister

A political consultant or publicist who tries to get the media to interpret an event, usually embarassing to the client, in a favorable way; a pundit who voluntarily performs the same function

The spinmeisters tried to interpret Bill Clinton's relationship with Monica as an example of his feminist leanings

by cornholio October 4, 2003

capeesh?

Do you understand? From the Italian

I'm the boss here, asshole. Capeesh?

by cornholio October 4, 2003

made guy

Official member of the American Mafia, which of course does not exist except in movies

It ain't wise to insult him; he's a "made guy."

by cornholio October 4, 2003

shlemiel

A sad sack, a loser, a poor slob; from the Yiddish and German. "A shlemiel drops it; a shlemazel picks it up."

He made a living playing a shlemiel on TV.

by cornholio October 4, 2003

dinge

Mildly pejorative term for an African-American

I was walking along and aksed, "Do you know that dinge over there?"

by Cornholio September 29, 2003