COCk's definitions

friend

A person whom Andy thinks you can walk all over because you have a bad hair day.

It was so cool when I started making personal stabs at my friends, they must of really enjoyed it!

by Cock June 4, 2003

octocock

A female in active use of 8 penii, all of which must be manipulated by her simultaneously. A minimum of 2 must be in arse, 2 in vag. Other orifii may be employed at the owner's discretion.

Fuckin 'ell, john lent me a stick flick last night that had an octocock. A fucking OCTOCOCK! Jesus, she must have been sore afterwards.

by cock November 29, 2003

Piss Monkey

A Monkey that pisses on you when you go to the zoo.

That piss monkey just pissed on me, its a (fag)

by Cock April 26, 2005

Junk In the Trunk

Having a large ass.

Anita Ritchie

by COCK November 2, 2003

stubble

Tiny hairs that grow back in the genital region after shaving.

Yo woman look at that stubble

by Cock April 9, 2005

pernis

a nerds penis

im a nerd, so im cool cuz i spell things wrong, did i mention im a homo?

by COCk June 10, 2003

Download PackRat

What to do in public school when you're bored.

Download lots of useless stuff.

by cock June 4, 2003