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When you're having sex so clumsily because you've never had sex before, you smash the tip of your dick into your partner's pubic bone hard enough to hospitalise yourself.
Tony was totally hammering this girl from behind and utterly Claviculared himself. Didn't get out of hospital for a week and now he still has lumpy blood clots in his cum.
by COCK PVNCH March 21, 2026
Get the Clavicular mug.When a woman forcibly motorboats a guy or another woman - like tea-bagging, but with breasticles.
Added bonus if she also goes "Flubba flubba flubba" or variations thereof.
Added bonus if she also goes "Flubba flubba flubba" or variations thereof.
Dude, we were all hella wasted and Chantelle was airbagging Steve. She even did the whole "Whubba whubba whubba" bit, too.
by COCK PVNCH July 27, 2014
Get the Airbagging mug.That place Crackers need to get back to when they're being hella racist or just plain cracked out. A play on the name of the country Pakistan or Uzbekistan.
Where Crackerstanis come from.
Where Crackerstanis come from.
You're being hella racist. Why don't you fuck off back to Crackerstan where they keep all the human garbage like you!
by COCK PVNCH July 24, 2014
Get the Crackerstan mug.The act of sexually fiddling with a corpse in a mortuary. Not limited to any particular gender. Or species.
Rob was into coldplay, and was caught finger-banging Gwyneth Paltrow's corpse as she lay on the slab.
by COCK PVNCH May 26, 2014
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