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Definitions by COCK PVNCH

Clavicular

When you're having sex so clumsily because you've never had sex before, you smash the tip of your dick into your partner's pubic bone hard enough to hospitalise yourself.
Tony was totally hammering this girl from behind and utterly Claviculared himself. Didn't get out of hospital for a week and now he still has lumpy blood clots in his cum.
Clavicular by COCK PVNCH March 21, 2026

Airbagging 

When a woman forcibly motorboats a guy or another woman - like tea-bagging, but with breasticles.

Added bonus if she also goes "Flubba flubba flubba" or variations thereof.
Dude, we were all hella wasted and Chantelle was airbagging Steve. She even did the whole "Whubba whubba whubba" bit, too.
Airbagging by COCK PVNCH July 27, 2014

Crackerstan 

That place Crackers need to get back to when they're being hella racist or just plain cracked out. A play on the name of the country Pakistan or Uzbekistan.

Where Crackerstanis come from.
You're being hella racist. Why don't you fuck off back to Crackerstan where they keep all the human garbage like you!
Crackerstan by COCK PVNCH July 24, 2014

Coldplay 

The act of sexually fiddling with a corpse in a mortuary. Not limited to any particular gender. Or species.
Rob was into coldplay, and was caught finger-banging Gwyneth Paltrow's corpse as she lay on the slab.
Coldplay by COCK PVNCH May 26, 2014