Definitions by CHRISTINA

mommie dearest 

a mother who beats their child for no reason.

mommie dearset hit her daughter with a pot when she didn't say thank you.

mommie dearest by christina October 8, 2004

juvenile court 

A court that you go to if you are a child are under the age of 18 years old .

Sue bet this bitch up so since she is 14 she has to go to juvenile court.

juvenile court by christina October 7, 2004

malin 

a swedish sex goddess who can make anyone pulsate

oh ya, give me a malin baby!

malin by christina September 10, 2004

tramp stamps 

Food stamps...many hookers have sex to get them... hence the name tramp stamps. Coupons/money provided by the goverment for the poor people to buy food.

These damn tramp stamps don't buy diapers.

tramp stamps by Christina September 7, 2004

kid rock 

n. 1 Ordinary generic-looking ugly Redneck 2 Uneducated Trailer Trash Wimp 3 No talent 4 Cannot sing 5 To not wash your hair 6 To not bath in a long time 6 Pam Anderson’s whipped bitch 7 Proof that even ordinary rednecks with no talent can be in the music industry 8 The attempt to sing rap…no wait...country...no, oh yeah...rock... who the fuck knows...9 A mixed up inbred banjo player 10 Farm boy 11 Sheep fucker

Redneck Kid Rock sucks fat cock...

Girl#1 "Hey look, its Kid Rock!"

Girl#2 "Who? Oh yeah, that fucking ugly piece of worthless shit."

kid rock by Christina September 4, 2004

FORD 

Piece of shit make of car
Only good for making fun of but not worth the effort
Beaten by HOLDEN in Bathurst numerous times (of course!)

Fucked On Race Day

Rather push a HOLDEN then drive a ford

On the 7th day god created ford, on the 8th he traded it in for a HOLDEN

FORD by Christina August 31, 2004

Lenny Kravitz 

Looks like Oprah with his hair straight.

Lenny Kravitz is the american woman.

Lenny Kravitz by Christina August 30, 2004