CHRISTINA's definitions

juvenile court

A court that you go to if you are a child are under the age of 18 years old .

Sue bet this bitch up so since she is 14 she has to go to juvenile court.

by christina October 7, 2004

mommie dearest

a mother who beats their child for no reason.

mommie dearset hit her daughter with a pot when she didn't say thank you.

by christina October 8, 2004

burd

a mispelling of the word "bird" This mispelling is one out of affection for said bird.

"that's one fat burd!"

by Christina October 15, 2004

Ovenable

Whether or not a food item can in fact be cooked in the oven.

Just like the term "microwavable," except oven-style.

"Hey Uncle Al...is that TV Dinner ovenable?"

by Christina November 8, 2004

banal

as boring as sitting on the toilet with nothing to read.

me: "did you go to the golf tournament today?"
you: "yes,omigosh,it was so BANAL"

by christina November 28, 2004

bamping

intransitive verb from bamp - smelly, minging, dirty faced, torn clothing. basically a minger.

Often used to describe a Devon-based person who is extremely fond of sheep.

Danny is a Bamping
He's often seen a tramping
His mother doesnae ken his fither
And she certainly widnae want tae

by Christina February 17, 2004

jrock

Short for "Japanese rock."

see visual kei

Popular mainstream Japanese rock bands would be Glay, L'Arc~en~ciel, Dir en Grey, Malice Mizer and Kagrra.

Popular Japanese indie bands would be +D'espairsray+, Vidoll, Madeth Gray'll, Merry, and Aliene Ma'riage.

by Christina February 21, 2004