East Granby

read: Granby Junior.

EG is fucking Granby Junior.

by Chris January 22, 2005

jillion

An imaginary word that is meant to describe a number far beyond comprehension.

Angela's dad has a jillion dollars, that rich bastard.

by Chris October 01, 2003

Moth

A clueless and or stupid person that appears to be staring at a light all day, with no reguards as to what's happening in the real world.

"Tommy is such a moth!"

by Chris March 31, 2005

paris hilton

n. 1 a person who has not done motherfucking shit to be idolized and looked as a celebrity 2 pretentious cocksucker 3 No personality 4 Dull 5 Boring 6 Nose Surgery 7 Orange Tan 8 Fake blue contacts 9 A waste of make-up (about 3 fucking tons of it to make her look good) 9 Without make-up a shit-faced fucking ugly gremlin 10 A generic looking platinum blonde no class whore that acts no different than a redneck piece of shit slut in the trailer park that all the other redneck trailer trash people wish they looked like or had in their bedroom 11 The perfect example of taking the girl out of the trailer park but not taking the trailer park out of the girl.

you get the idea…fuck Paris Hilton

"Me, a slut? What ya'll talking bout? I ain't no Paris Hilton!"

by Chris August 30, 2004

backpack riding

Great game made up by 2 kids in 8th grade. One person takes his backpack off and runs across the hallway floor while dragging the backpack on the ground. The other person runs behind him and jumps onto the backpack while it's moving. While the person is in front dragging the backpack, the person on the backpack has to stay on as long as he can.

Backpack riding is a great game to play those 5 minutes you get between classes in the hallway.

by Chris January 11, 2005

bookworthy

Fuckable. Worth being screwed. Derived from book and the term spongeworthy on Seinfeld, meaning worthy of one using the sponge contraceptive with.

That girl is bookworthy.
Do you think shes bookworthy?

See book

by Chris February 19, 2005

hatter

A male or female who supports the mighty Stockport County FC. Often confused with fans of Luton Town, who are also known as Hatters, but as Stockport were formed first (1883 to Luton's 1885) they can lay claim to being the original (although certainly not best on recent performance) hatters. Also occasionally confused with a character from Alice in Wonderland.

Hatters are generally discontented with life due to the direct correlation between perfomance of football team and general happiness.

Wow, how is there any reason that he dislikes Burnley, Man City and Manyoo?

Yeah, he's a Hatter.

by Chris May 13, 2005