CHRIS's definitions

micheal moore

worthless fat-ass liar who master edits everything you say into what he wants you to say.

Worthless Liberal fuck who is good for one thing and one thing only...target practice

by chris February 24, 2005

JDM

Abbreviation for Japanese Domestic Market, which means parts or cars that originated in Japan that are sold in the United States. Alot of people classify their Honda's as JDM, the clean look.

Man, those amber corners on that civic hatch are mad JDM tight y0

by Chris January 17, 2005

grub-loadin

the act of grubing out of ones fridge or food source for free

im in the mood for some grub-loadin

by chris May 13, 2005

Boston Red-Sox

A baseball team that kicks asss

"the red sox kick ass"

by Chris May 7, 2005

aggro-core pissed

Agressively Hardcore Pissed Off, Meaning one is so pissed that they are very agressive and has a very low temper.

I'm Aggro-core Pissed off

by Chris June 11, 2006

[SALMON]

To "leap like a salmon", usually used in football matches to describe an amazing leaping header. A legendary footballing technique. The word "SALMON!" is usually shouted to pre-emt a "salmon".
Famously mastered by Chris "Salmon!" Allen, for the Mighty Boosh FC.

"That man leapt like a salmon!"

".....SALMON!"

SALMON!

by Chris June 17, 2006

scratcher

an old car.

Most pizza Drivers don't get paid much and some people don't tip, so mostly they drive scratchers.

by CHRIS October 11, 2003