CHRIS's definitions

russian trombone

A mistaken pronunciation of a "rusty trombone" - where you eat someone's ass while reaching under to give them a handjob.

"Rusty" because you're eating ass. Get it, get it? lolomg

She asked me what I wanted for by birthday and I told her a rusty trombone would be absolutely lovely.

by Chris March 9, 2005

End Piece

It is the end and the DRYEST part of the bread. You eat bread when you are punished - You eat the end piece of the bread when you are severely punished. To eat end piece, is to be a disgrace to the world.

Kyle: You SUCK! You spelled PWNED wrong, you forgot the "O"...right?
All: OMG...END PIECE FOR YOU BITCH!

by Chris May 13, 2005

bootyfag

A gay man who loves the booty

Man, you a bootyfag!

by chris December 14, 2003

supernova

Something that is incredibly hot, or much hotter than you expect it to be.
It somehow defies logic as to how it got that hot.

Omfg, this coffee is supernova.
Jeez dude, I can't eat this soup now, it's supernova.
Don't touch that shit, it's supernova.

by chris November 13, 2004

Killdozer

A bulldozer (usually Caterpillar D5-D6 type) equipped with armor to prevent bystanders from halting the important work the operator is performing.

I would like to hire a killdozer to solve some of my problems.

by chris June 4, 2004

ass-yogurt

The creamy pseudo shit substance responsible for skid marks in your underwear. Also refered to as "butt so slick".

"It took me 4 mabye 5 wipes to get rid of my ass-yogurt!"

by Chris September 29, 2004

Yankees

The best fucking team in sports history. Everyone is jealous of the yankees cause they get the players and kick everyones ass every year. You are all just jealous.

The YANKEES WIN all the time and completely dominate.

by Chris May 13, 2005