CHRIS's definitions

Granby

Noun. Podunk town mostly famous for being the notch in Connecticut and hometown of former MTV VJ Jesse Camp. Unofficially in a sports rivalry with the rest of the state, but namely Granby Junior.

I done got edumacated in Granby.

by Chris January 21, 2005

Doube-Exotic

Double exotic is a new phrase coined by my co-worker/supervisor, keith. Its when someting is taboo or exotic in 2 ways. Example would be A hot asian wanting anal... or a double headed gazelle.

Woah Lucy Lu wanted it anal from me, thats double exotic!

by Chris January 21, 2005

East Granby

read: Granby Junior.

EG is fucking Granby Junior.

by Chris January 22, 2005

denver broncos

the greatest team ever when John Elways was on so they had to get some pysco who flipped of KC

Ha the Broncos kicked the Packers ass!

by Chris January 22, 2005

seatbelt

another word for condom but only when the person says "ride"

Yea, I gave her a "ride" but I used a seatbelt

by Chris January 22, 2005

juggaho

a subspecies of the infamous juggalo. they are, as our generation likes to call them, "wannabe" juggalos. there is some confusion to the laymen about what this is sometimes. the fact is that anyone who wants to be "down wid da clown" is neither reputable nor intelegent. thus they are intrinsicly the same.

i sent three juggahos to jail and another has AIDS. my day is good.

by chris January 23, 2005

fraternity

From a scientific stand point, the mentality of frat is extraordinarily close to that of a street gang as they both have various symbols and signs that you find engraved into bathroom walls and desks. They believe that strength comes in numbers and the individual is powerless by themselves. If understood by its definition, then a fraternity is a group of individuals who’s self esteem comes only from the amount of friends they can initiate into their frat. There is the social experiment of placing a member of a prestigious fraternity into a setting of those who are not part of the frat lifestyle and after a small amount of time, that individual conforms to the interests and beliefs of that group. Thus the strength of their fraternity is disproved. This is exactly the reason fraternities do not allow those of low income levels to enter their social groups. From an evolutionary stand point, diversity is beneficial in all forms. Thus a fraternity who lacks unconditional acceptance is flawed in its abilities.

the young man joined the fraternity for social acceptance but found unwarrented rivalries and economic discrimination.

by chris June 10, 2006