CHRIS's definitions

ventz

a man who is scared of no-one, his own person, he is allwys full of money, will b a ruler

mafia boss, a ruler in himself

by chris December 15, 2004

m4m

Abbreviation for men seeking men in an online chat room.

Chat room name Chicago m4m.

by Chris September 11, 2003

hickory switch

A wooden implement, especially a tree branch, used for spanking.

"The old man will come a-runnin' with a hickory switch."

by Chris August 8, 2004

listener

To listen to a person(s) use the toilet.

I went to the toilet only to find Lei was listening.

by Chris December 20, 2004

metaphor halls

pretend halls that entertain people during phone convos.

jess was walking down the metaphor halls. with chris, and they had eaten sushi and rice.

by Chris December 23, 2004

sperm welt

when one cannot perform properly in the bedroom.

"how was david last night?"

"well, it was kinda weird..."

"wat happened"

"he couldnt bust his load..."

"he must hav had sperm welt."

by chris May 13, 2005

zig-zag

Papers for rolling joints.

I need some zig-zags to make some joints out of my load of pot.

by Chris July 10, 2003