CDS 's definitions

Josh

a really sweet guy with an optimistic personality. He has total swag and
is fun to be around. Smart, funny, and has complete awesomeness and always

knows how to cheer someone up. Can be the best guy friend you'll ever have!

person: "who's the guy with the awesome swag?"
person: "oh yeah that would be josh!"

by CDS October 23, 2013

bad beat

In poker, usually, it is when you lose a hand that seemed like it was going to win to a person who got extremely lucky.

Usually followed by a very pointless bad beat story

The biggest bad beat I can remember is when I had pocket queens and the flop was:

Q44. The other guy had KJ and caught two runner Kings for the higher full house.

I was 99.4% favored to win the pot.

by Cds April 18, 2005

ground

see the ground for complete definition.

Look above to understand what I mean

by Cds September 23, 2004

sploof

(v) The act of losing a monstrous marijuana hit (usually from a bong).
(adj) A wasted marijuana hit.
(n) A device made to conceal marijuana odors, usually made by kids in their college dorm rooms to afraid to go find a place outside to blaze.

1. Jeff: Yo you've been chiefin on that bong for like 1 hour.
Frank starts laughing and blows the smoke out without getting a hit.
Jeff: You just sploofed a gargantuan hit.

2. Jeff: I'm trying to breathe in all this sploof smoke you just exhaled.

3. Frank: Remember that time we almost got caught in our dorm room because our sploof wasn't working correctly?
Jeff: hahaah yeah. You just made me sploof this hit you idiot.

by Cds October 26, 2005

bucket spells

Nick name given to rednecks or country bumpkins that play Magic the Gathering. Usually outside on their rickety front porch playing on buckets.

Hey Nabe, let's play some bucket spells. dengalenglinglinngaa

by Cds September 13, 2004

h0ge

adj. Anything that is really good, awesome, or just plain nice.

That car gets me h0ge!

by Cds February 18, 2003

cock hawk

A woman who won't let any other female near a man's penis, whether it be her eyes or hands. In other words, it's a very possessing and controlling girl friend.

I'll be talking to my girlfriend on the phone and she'll hear some girl's voice and be like who the fuck is that? And I'll say it's someone on the TV and she won't believe me. My gf is such a cock hawk.

by Cds January 18, 2006