CDS 's definitions

bad beat

In poker, usually, it is when you lose a hand that seemed like it was going to win to a person who got extremely lucky.

Usually followed by a very pointless bad beat story

The biggest bad beat I can remember is when I had pocket queens and the flop was:

Q44. The other guy had KJ and caught two runner Kings for the higher full house.

I was 99.4% favored to win the pot.

by Cds April 18, 2005

landmine

The part of a downloaded mp3 where it fucks up and sounds like a cat scratching a chalkboard. It's even worse when you have the music really loud. And it's even worse than that when you somehow accidentally burn it on a CD.

Fuck the RIAA those dumb idiots, they put another landmine in this mp3!

by Cds February 4, 2004

obv

Now a popular expression in the online poker world, "obv" (abbreviation from obviously) is often said after a losing hand; usually accompanied by a bad beat.

*** SHOW DOWN ***
Nubly123: shows Qh Jd (a flush, Jack high)
Pokerpro233: shows Ac As (a pair, Aces)
Nubly123 collected 10140 from pot
Pokerpro233 said, "obv"

by Cds October 20, 2006

roffles

Rolling on the floor laughings

Cole Hutto - "BOOMSTICK AND BEEFCAKE

Jimmy Watson - "Roffles!"

by Cds January 17, 2004

slug

Cole Hutto's mispronounciation of the word 'slut'.

Get out of the way, slug!

by Cds January 17, 2004

funnt

adj. Funny

That movie was pretty funnt.

by Cds February 18, 2003

obv.

Abbr. Obviously or obvious

You are a gay faggot. obv.

by Cds February 18, 2003