A woman who won't let any other female near a man's penis, whether it be her eyes or hands. In other words, it's a very possessing and controlling girl friend.
I'll be talking to my girlfriend on the phone and she'll hear some girl's voice and be like who the fuck is that? And I'll say it's someone on the TV and she won't believe me. My gf is such a cock hawk.
by Cds January 18, 2006
The part of a downloaded mp3 where it fucks up and sounds like a cat scratching a chalkboard. It's even worse when you have the music really loud. And it's even worse than that when you somehow accidentally burn it on a CD.
by Cds February 05, 2004
(v) The act of losing a monstrous marijuana hit (usually from a bong).
(adj) A wasted marijuana hit.
(n) A device made to conceal marijuana odors, usually made by kids in their college dorm rooms to afraid to go find a place outside to blaze.
(adj) A wasted marijuana hit.
(n) A device made to conceal marijuana odors, usually made by kids in their college dorm rooms to afraid to go find a place outside to blaze.
1. Jeff: Yo you've been chiefin on that bong for like 1 hour.
Frank starts laughing and blows the smoke out without getting a hit.
Jeff: You just sploofed a gargantuan hit.
2. Jeff: I'm trying to breathe in all this sploof smoke you just exhaled.
3. Frank: Remember that time we almost got caught in our dorm room because our sploof wasn't working correctly?
Jeff: hahaah yeah. You just made me sploof this hit you idiot.
Frank starts laughing and blows the smoke out without getting a hit.
Jeff: You just sploofed a gargantuan hit.
2. Jeff: I'm trying to breathe in all this sploof smoke you just exhaled.
3. Frank: Remember that time we almost got caught in our dorm room because our sploof wasn't working correctly?
Jeff: hahaah yeah. You just made me sploof this hit you idiot.
by Cds October 20, 2005
1. ADJ. An insult against Reals.
The word christition itself is unknown in meaning, but we do know that it was meant to insult Reals in some sort of way.
Mikey D created the word in his song "Indian Ignition"
The word christition itself is unknown in meaning, but we do know that it was meant to insult Reals in some sort of way.
Mikey D created the word in his song "Indian Ignition"
by Cds June 16, 2004
Apparently the year everyone in the world dies. But GMONEY$$$ (author of 2005 and 2006) didn't post a year so we're all dead anyway by then
by Cds January 18, 2004
inj. A remark that expresses disbelief toward something.
v. Like owned, except more universal and doesn't make you look like a noob when you say it. Can be applied to anything you want.
v. Like owned, except more universal and doesn't make you look like a noob when you say it. Can be applied to anything you want.
inj. Kevin: Man I just dropped all my cigarettes. James: Whored.
v. Michael Jordan whored all his competition. I just got whored by an ace on the river.
v. Michael Jordan whored all his competition. I just got whored by an ace on the river.
by Cds April 01, 2006
by Cds January 18, 2004