Definitions by CB Smith

hovercrap 

1)The act of hovering over the toilet seat during defecation. Usually the result of encountering an offensive public toilet

2)The resultant pile of feces left on the back of the toilet seat during this act.

That shitter was so foul I did a hovercrap.

hovercrap by CB Smith December 28, 2004

crapundance 

1.A great or plentiful amount of crap.
2.Fullness to overflowing of crap

Sign in public restroom: Beware Crapundance

crapundance by CB Smith December 28, 2004

termifecate 

1) To void from the bowels of Corporate America.

Personnel Notice: Failure to appear is cause to termificate.

termifecate by CB Smith December 28, 2004

thunderpump 

A loud,vigorous,round of sexual intercourse.

I totally did her thunderpump style.

thunderpump by CB Smith October 27, 2004

exaggerbate 

1: erotic stimulation one receives by enlarging beyond the bounds of truth, verbal manipulation, of various combinations of these agencies

the man exaggerbates his virtues

exaggerbate by CB Smith October 27, 2004

petrichos 

The petrified hair fibers resulting from styling gel application.

From petro- (rock), from Greek petros (stone) + trichos (the filamentous projections forming the coat of an animal or covering the scalp of a human). Coined by researcher C. Barton Smith

That chick has extreme petrichos.

petrichos by CB Smith October 26, 2004

moregasm

the orgasm which follows the first in a multiorgasmic woman

My girlfriend was having one moregasm after another.

moregasm by CB Smith October 26, 2004