CB Smith's definitions

priven

noun, adjective
A parent whose child or children are dead

Her speech brought cries of grief from the newly priven among the local residents.

by CB Smith October 26, 2004

hovercrap

1)The act of hovering over the toilet seat during defecation. Usually the result of encountering an offensive public toilet

2)The resultant pile of feces left on the back of the toilet seat during this act.

That shitter was so foul I did a hovercrap.

by CB Smith December 28, 2004

petrichos

The petrified hair fibers resulting from styling gel application.

From petro- (rock), from Greek petros (stone) + trichos (the filamentous projections forming the coat of an animal or covering the scalp of a human). Coined by researcher C. Barton Smith

That chick has extreme petrichos.

by CB Smith October 26, 2004

termifecate

1) To void from the bowels of Corporate America.

Personnel Notice: Failure to appear is cause to termificate.

by CB Smith December 28, 2004

gonnarea

Repeatedly claiming what one will do or say but never carrying out the act

He just kept telling me how he was gonna do it, gonna do it. He has gonnarea.

by CB Smith October 26, 2004

crapundance

1.A great or plentiful amount of crap.
2.Fullness to overflowing of crap

Sign in public restroom: Beware Crapundance

by CB Smith December 28, 2004

thunderpump

A loud,vigorous,round of sexual intercourse.

I totally did her thunderpump style.

by CB Smith October 27, 2004