27 definitions by CB

A friendly term used for someone who has screwed up.
Way to go, jacknackel.
by CB April 11, 2005
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A guy who's hip, yet kind of a doofus, but his goofy charms tend to win people over. Peddling bootleg VCDs is a plus.
"You're as charming as a crazybee. I wish I could sell VCDs and kill zombies as good as you can."
by CB June 10, 2003
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Popular location for a tattoo, namely the the small of a woman's back.

Called shelf-art because its on the shelf.
"Cyndi has pretty wild shelf-art." "Really?" "Yeah, Trey said he busted a nut there last night and the tat looked like two dragons kissing."
by CB January 12, 2005
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When you run in and out of offices high on the nicotine gum.
by CB May 22, 2003
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A creature that is constantly on the move, very aware of its surroundings. Has the ability to with a seconds notice appear as if he is "working" and as soon as the coast is clear return to its previous wandering behavior.
by CB May 20, 2003
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To loaf around stopping at everyone you pass to have a conversation of some sort. Usually done at least once when you get to work and once after lunch to make the work day go faster by doing less work and more talking.
Look at that mofo over there shulteing around.
by CB April 18, 2003
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What the penis is called when a man smackes it across a women's face while she is performing oral sex. The left cheek is the ding, and the right cheek is the dong.
He slapped his ding dong across her face.
by CB June 27, 2003
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