CB's definitions

mouth or trout

Short for "shut your mouth or feel like a trout" which is a derivative of "You had better shut up unless you want a pocket full of water"

Hey P why don't you hurry up?

P: "mouth or trout"

by cb February 20, 2003

shelf

The small of a woman's back. Short for cum-shelf, because it's where a guy will often bust a nut when he's doing it doggie style in a porn flick, usually poolside.

Closely related shelf-art

Dude I busted a nut on her shelf!

by CB January 12, 2005

The Schultah

A creature that is constantly on the move, very aware of its surroundings. Has the ability to with a seconds notice appear as if he is "working" and as soon as the coast is clear return to its previous wandering behavior.

by CB May 20, 2003

Schulteing

To loaf around stopping at everyone you pass to have a conversation of some sort. Usually done at least once when you get to work and once after lunch to make the work day go faster by doing less work and more talking.

Look at that mofo over there shulteing around.

by CB April 18, 2003

Crazybee

A guy who's hip, yet kind of a doofus, but his goofy charms tend to win people over. Peddling bootleg VCDs is a plus.

"You're as charming as a crazybee. I wish I could sell VCDs and kill zombies as good as you can."

by CB June 10, 2003

jacknackel

A friendly term used for someone who has screwed up.

Way to go, jacknackel.

by CB April 11, 2005

schultah

Hawaiian shirt wearing funky smelling fart machine.

by CB May 12, 2003