CB's definitions

schultah

Hawaiian shirt wearing funky smelling fart machine.

by CB May 12, 2003

off the hinges

synonym for off the hook or off the chain...like crazy insane!!

this website is off the hinges!!

by cb November 18, 2004

mouth or trout

Short for "shut your mouth or feel like a trout" which is a derivative of "You had better shut up unless you want a pocket full of water"

Hey P why don't you hurry up?

P: "mouth or trout"

by cb February 20, 2003

Ding Dong

What the penis is called when a man smackes it across a women's face while she is performing oral sex. The left cheek is the ding, and the right cheek is the dong.

He slapped his ding dong across her face.

by CB June 27, 2003

Crazybee

A guy who's hip, yet kind of a doofus, but his goofy charms tend to win people over. Peddling bootleg VCDs is a plus.

"You're as charming as a crazybee. I wish I could sell VCDs and kill zombies as good as you can."

by CB June 10, 2003

shitaco

a food item, that is fed mostly to the homeless, where which a warm log of human feces is rolled in to a corn or flower tortia and then wrapped into a tacobell wrapper.

bum: will you give me a dollar?
u: no but i'll gladdly give you a shitaco.

by cb October 11, 2003

Chrondo

Super-high quality cannabis. A combination of Dr. Dre's "the Chronic" and a reference to the Mendocino area of Northern California, ("the Mendo"), the Chrondo refers to that sticky, sweet hippie lettuce Matt Jones knows and loves.

Dude, I was playing frisbee golf and this cop came around, so I threw the "Chrondo" into the pond. Then my damn dog retreived it and I got busted.

by CB June 19, 2005