CB's definitions

mouth or trout

Short for "shut your mouth or feel like a trout" which is a derivative of "You had better shut up unless you want a pocket full of water"

Hey P why don't you hurry up?

P: "mouth or trout"

by cb February 20, 2003

Ding Dong

What the penis is called when a man smackes it across a women's face while she is performing oral sex. The left cheek is the ding, and the right cheek is the dong.

He slapped his ding dong across her face.

by CB June 27, 2003

jacknackel

A friendly term used for someone who has screwed up.

Way to go, jacknackel.

by CB April 11, 2005

shelf

The small of a woman's back. Short for cum-shelf, because it's where a guy will often bust a nut when he's doing it doggie style in a porn flick, usually poolside.

Closely related shelf art

Dude I busted a nut on her shelf! Right on top of her shelf art.

by CB January 18, 2005

Angry Peeno

Its when your doing your chick from behind, you punch her in the back of the head, and then you cum in her hair.You then order her to make you a sandwich and kick her out of your house.

I was doing your sister doggy style and she started talking shit, so I gave her the Angry Peenoand sent her on her way.

by CB December 20, 2004

Crazybee

A guy who's hip, yet kind of a doofus, but his goofy charms tend to win people over. Peddling bootleg VCDs is a plus.

"You're as charming as a crazybee. I wish I could sell VCDs and kill zombies as good as you can."

by CB June 10, 2003

Chrondo

Super-high quality cannabis. A combination of Dr. Dre's "the Chronic" and a reference to the Mendocino area of Northern California, ("the Mendo"), the Chrondo refers to that sticky, sweet hippie lettuce Matt Jones knows and loves.

Dude, I was playing frisbee golf and this cop came around, so I threw the "Chrondo" into the pond. Then my damn dog retreived it and I got busted.

by CB June 19, 2005