CAP 's definitions
Capital of Pennsylvania. Shitty one horse town with no plans to grow or develop culturally--no matter how much Mayor Reed and the pack of idiot Counsilmen claim they do.
Filled with the dregs of society whose only use in life is to serve the poor folks who have to go to that town to conduct state's business.
Populated with little kid punks (age ranging from 14 to 40) who wear their hats sideways, dress in oversized football jerseys, and drive their 1986 Tercels with the shiney rims to Eclipse or Dragonfly so they can "dance" with the skank whores from around central PA who can stick a bottle of Coors Light all the way down their throats and pull it back out empty.
And full of "G Money's" who make their living selling drugs and stealing, who don't see what a waste their lives are, but rather feel they are "representing, yo!"
Filled with the dregs of society whose only use in life is to serve the poor folks who have to go to that town to conduct state's business.
Populated with little kid punks (age ranging from 14 to 40) who wear their hats sideways, dress in oversized football jerseys, and drive their 1986 Tercels with the shiney rims to Eclipse or Dragonfly so they can "dance" with the skank whores from around central PA who can stick a bottle of Coors Light all the way down their throats and pull it back out empty.
And full of "G Money's" who make their living selling drugs and stealing, who don't see what a waste their lives are, but rather feel they are "representing, yo!"
by Cap July 2, 2004
Get the Harrisburgmug. 1. n. Professional male of exceptional sexual prowess and appetite in the workplace. Marked by Kenneth Cole pinstripe suits, regular consumption of protein shakes during lunch hour, and the ability to "pull shorties" during happy hours. Typically having three or more romantic interludes per standard work week, the Kiefsultant's fingers will usually have a different scent on his fingers each Monday morning.
2. n. The guy at happy hour with the satin shirt and super shiny shoes who gets the hostess's phone number and then instead of calling her shows up three days later to finger bang her in his BMW behind the Bennigans.
2. n. The guy at happy hour with the satin shirt and super shiny shoes who gets the hostess's phone number and then instead of calling her shows up three days later to finger bang her in his BMW behind the Bennigans.
Jack actually had sex with his supervisor and the little Croatian woman who vaccuums the floors in the same week! What a Kiefsultant!
by Cap July 1, 2004
Get the Kiefsultantmug. Oral-anal stimulation for the purpose of sexual gratification. Enjoyed by those who have tried it, feared by those who have not. Married couples typically overlook this in their foreplay.
by Cap July 2, 2004
Get the rim jobmug. by CAP September 21, 2016
Get the Pulling a Rossmug. 1. v. To inject large amounts of cocaine and diet soft drinks.
2. v. To consume caffeinated beverages and illegal drugs--usually cocaine--for the purposes of physical and mental stimulation.
3. n. A coctail of diet soft drinks and cocaine meant to be consumed in cases of severe mental or physical lethargy.
2. v. To consume caffeinated beverages and illegal drugs--usually cocaine--for the purposes of physical and mental stimulation.
3. n. A coctail of diet soft drinks and cocaine meant to be consumed in cases of severe mental or physical lethargy.
If I didn't buenafe this morning, I'd have fallen asleep in the meeting!
I have a buenafe of diet Vanilla Coke and snow in my coffee mug.
I have a buenafe of diet Vanilla Coke and snow in my coffee mug.
by Cap July 2, 2004
Get the buenafemug. ripcord: noun
During "doggy style" sex, the act of the male reaching down and yanking hair out from around the anus of his female partner in order to elicit a firm, involuntary clench from her vagina.
ripcord: verb
To yank a woman's anal hairs out during sex, particularly doggy style sex.
During "doggy style" sex, the act of the male reaching down and yanking hair out from around the anus of his female partner in order to elicit a firm, involuntary clench from her vagina.
ripcord: verb
To yank a woman's anal hairs out during sex, particularly doggy style sex.
by Cap May 13, 2006
Get the Ripcordmug. by cap September 2, 2019
Get the bonnetingmug.