C.J. Guff's definitions

Agwon

Agwon (n.)- abbreviation for "Going on"

Formed in the cesspools of New Jersey, it became common slang for those to lazy to say going on.

Oy, whats agwon you chickenfucker?

by C.J. Guff August 7, 2004

Pussywillows

Pussywillow(s) (n.)- A comical reference to any person(s) who display flamboyant or unstraight behavior.

I say Oliver, you are indeed a pussywillow!

by C.J. Guff August 7, 2004

Fetch

Exclamation; game in which a dog will retrieve an object for the one who has thrown said object; adjective expressing positive feelings (see cool or rad); command

"Fetch!"
Roger and his dog played fetch
"Wow, Elaine, that dress is fetch!"
"Fetch!"

by C.J. Guff August 7, 2004

Silly Looking Foo-Foo Drink

The most accurate term for those alcholic beverages with umbrellas and other fancy assorted decorations.

"I'm going to cram this silly lookin foo-foo drink in your boo-boo!"

by C.J. Guff August 13, 2004

foodad

An object one is not familiar with.

"What is that peculiar foodad protruding from your bunghole, Oliver?"

by C.J. Guff August 13, 2004

analcharge

Slang for flatulence.

See also fart

He emitted a moist analcharge from his anus into the waiter'f fucking eye.

by C.J. Guff August 7, 2004