Undocumented medical condition resulting in chronic foul breath. The stinch resembling that of one who's consumed an extra large shit sandwich. Not to be confused with the garden variety halitosis, assititus has the ability to literally steal your breath away, peel the paint off of walls, and to cling to anyone within talking distance of the sufferer.
Offering a sufferer of assititus a breath mint,Tic-Tac, or gum to subdue the offensive smell is useless, as the result is similar to spraying airfreshner after taking a healthy dump, your left now with the scent of shitty roses or shitty pines...still shitty none the less.
Offering a sufferer of assititus a breath mint,Tic-Tac, or gum to subdue the offensive smell is useless, as the result is similar to spraying airfreshner after taking a healthy dump, your left now with the scent of shitty roses or shitty pines...still shitty none the less.
by C.A. Stallworth April 05, 2006
The downside to living with guys is that they eventually get a case of peeboner&, the end result is that your gonna have to clean all the pissbutter off of the toilet.
by C.A. Stallworth April 06, 2006
When engaged in a disagreement with a woman it's best to cut your losses and just cabitchulate, because you know that she's gonna get the last word in anyways.
by C.A. Stallworth April 06, 2006
Can occur on a Sunday evening bust most often Monday through Thursday. Caused by the excess consumption of alcholic beverages the previous evening, resulting in a craptastic hangover the following morning, most certainly resulting in a "sick" call into the office.
Dude, what happened to you yesterday, I didn't see you in the office, are you OK?
I got so shitfaced the other night that I had to call in sick this morning on account of the Beer Flu.
I got so shitfaced the other night that I had to call in sick this morning on account of the Beer Flu.
by C.A. Stallworth April 06, 2006
An accusation by a black person.
The boys from the hood made a blackusation by saying that Jerome was hired because he talks white and sold out.
Shamiqua made a blackusation when she told Amber "Stick to your own kind and quit trying to "steal" all of the good black men."
Shamiqua made a blackusation when she told Amber "Stick to your own kind and quit trying to "steal" all of the good black men."
by C.A. Stallworth April 06, 2006
Opposite of lakanooki, this condition exists in females suffering from extended periods of both voluntary and involuntary sexual inactivity. Tell tale traits are a perpetual state of PMS.
Your wife has been a real ball buster lately, you should wine, dine and grind her tonight to get rid of that case of lakapoliindaholi.
by C.A. Stallworth April 06, 2006
Opposite of Snowflake. Unattractive white girls that date black guys exclusively. Usually goes out of their way to show how "black" they think they are by speaking ghetto and loud mouthed.
In their minds they will strut around as if they're a 9 or 10, when in fact they are closer to a 4.
In their minds they will strut around as if they're a 9 or 10, when in fact they are closer to a 4.
Man!! That girl at the bar with the nice booty is one fine snowflake, but her loud assed friend with the jacked up grill and dogtag is a NOFLAKE.
by C.A. Stallworth April 05, 2006