When you only enter a relationship because you need a bed/think their bed is comfier than yours. Like gold-diggers, but for beds.
"God. Linda knows that Jez only sleeps with her for the bed, right?"
"I know.. What a total Bed-Digger."
"I know.. What a total Bed-Digger."
by C L G February 19, 2018
An untrustworthy V.I.P. who may commonly deceive people, be compulsive liars, etc.
Combines the phrase 'Very Important Person' with 'Viper', the species of snake.
Combines the phrase 'Very Important Person' with 'Viper', the species of snake.
by C L G February 14, 2020
A Fuckpecker is somebody who continually begs somebody else to date them and/or have a sexual relationship with them. In reference to how a woodpecker continually pecks wood.
“Please date me! Please! Please! PLEASE.”
“Lewis... You've been doing this for over a year... Let it go, Fuckpecker.”
“Lewis... You've been doing this for over a year... Let it go, Fuckpecker.”
by C L G June 30, 2020
A phrase used to refer to students or universities that try to use deception to make themselves seem more established than they really are. The term comes from Oxford Brookes University, where students will often try to imply they went to the prestigious Oxford University instead.
PERSON 1 : “I heard David went to Harvard University, I'm impressed.”
PERSON 2 : “Nah, David's just an Oxford Brookes. He actually went to Harvard West Chicago Estate 2 University Online instead.”
PERSON 2 : “Nah, David's just an Oxford Brookes. He actually went to Harvard West Chicago Estate 2 University Online instead.”
by C L G October 28, 2022
A fuckdangler is somebody who pretends they like/love/are attracted to you and then pull out of the relationship or sexual offer last minute.
Alternatively, it also means people who string you along in a relationship more long-term.
Alternatively, it also means people who string you along in a relationship more long-term.
“I never loved you!!! I only dated you because you were there.”
“HOW DARE YOU!!! You... You fucking fuckdangler...”
“HOW DARE YOU!!! You... You fucking fuckdangler...”
by C L G June 13, 2020
A Victorian term originating in London in 1882, bang up to the elephant refers to something being perfect/complete/done properly.
by C L G January 31, 2021
"Why is everyone dead on my floor?"
"They were doing a Game Of Moans.."
"Oh... We should totally do that too!"
"Ok!"
"They were doing a Game Of Moans.."
"Oh... We should totally do that too!"
"Ok!"
by C L G February 19, 2018