Definitions by C L G

Blonde Beer 

When you piss in Ginger Beer and plan on drinking the beverage, it is known as Blonde Beer.

"This tastes weird, Mark. What is it?"
"Blonde Beer, Stan. It's a classic."

Blonde Beer by C L G May 7, 2018

Pottage Pie 

The act of hiding weed in a pastry product, normally in order to hide it from officials or to consume it.

"Jeffery? I ate that pie in the fridge, is that ok-"
"JAKE??? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? THAT WAS A POTTAGE PIE!!!"

Pottage Pie by C L G September 21, 2017

Emojibution 

The act of selling class A drugs via social media platforms using codes hidden in sequences of emojis.

":) ;) 0_0"
"Dad... I'm not going to sell you drugs... Stop trying to make me do Emojibution..."

Emojibution by C L G September 21, 2017

Orange Sign 

Where somebody with an unlikely background gets the better end of a bargain.

"Joe. I feel empowered. You gave me a job. You did an Orange Sign."
"I know. Even though you are a turtle."

Orange Sign by C L G September 21, 2017

White Sign 

When two people sign a document and both parties benefit from it's contents.

"Joe. I'm glad we could do business. This is such a White Sign situation. This one is actually helping both of us!"
"I know. I think this is going to be a long and happy working relationship."

White Sign by C L G September 21, 2017

Black Sign 

Where two people sign a document that will probably end up causing a bad situation for both parties involved.

"Joe... What have we done? We just signed... A Black Sign..."
"I know... This is such a blow..."

Black Sign by C L G September 21, 2017

Purple Sign 

When a document is signed between two people of immense power or cultural significance.

"Joe. I know you're a multibillionaire. This will go good for both of us."
"I know, Donald. This is a Purple Sign moment."

Purple Sign by C L G September 21, 2017