“You coming to the party? We'll be playing The Weakest Drink.”
“That sounds good. I'll bring my friends.”
“That sounds good. I'll bring my friends.”
by C L G February 14, 2020
"Harry... Why are you so drunk?"
"OH! HI, MEGMOG! HAHA!!! I'VE JUST BEEN TO A PUNTUP!!! WOOOOOO!!!!!!!!"
"I sometimes wonder if marrying you is even worth the money..."
"OH! HI, MEGMOG! HAHA!!! I'VE JUST BEEN TO A PUNTUP!!! WOOOOOO!!!!!!!!"
"I sometimes wonder if marrying you is even worth the money..."
by C L G March 24, 2020
by C L G June 29, 2020
An 1800's style of beard that resembles a door-knocker. You shave the cheeks and chin, leaving a line under the chin and on each side of the mouth connecting to a moustache.
PERSON 1 : “What style would you like today, Sir?”
PERSON 2 : “I'm thinking a door-knocker could be nice, thank you.”
PERSON 2 : “I'm thinking a door-knocker could be nice, thank you.”
by C L G January 31, 2021
When you go to a furniture/carpet/flooring store and they don't have the item in the shade of grey you wanted, the store is '49 Shades Of Grey'.
"I really like darker greys... This store is terrible. It's 49 Shades of Grey, if you get what I mean."
by C L G March 24, 2020
A 'Chav' can be found jumping from playground equipment, kicking cans and walking like they have a twisted ankle. The reasons for this strange behaviour is unknown, but some spectators suggest it could be to establish their importance, since they're normally about half the height of an average person. Their outfits of choice are full blue tracksuits, hoodies, empty backpacks and caps... preferably backwards. They like to threaten people and then run when approached, as well as carrying plenty of fake knives and bags of sugar to attempt to feel in charge and appeal to other members of the strange species. They can also be seen smoking joke cigarettes and carrying water pistols, in groups of at least 69.
Person 1: Did you see Shawn?!
Person 2: Yes. He's threatening a turtle with a twig and running away when it looks at him.
Person 1: What a chav....
Person 2: Yes. He's threatening a turtle with a twig and running away when it looks at him.
Person 1: What a chav....
by C L G September 02, 2017
A Victorian term originating in London in 1882, bang up to the elephant refers to something being perfect/complete/done properly.
by C L G January 31, 2021