sucks to be you

when something bad happened to another person, it sucks to be that person

You daddy is in jail for getting you pregnant. sucks to be you.

by byrd June 14, 2004

fuzzy math

Fuzzy math: a poorly thought out solution.

Guy 1: I bet we can jump the gap if were goin' atleast 70mph.

Guy 2: thats fuzzy ass math.

by Byrd July 20, 2004

hot as balls

Phrase used to describe when the temperature is hot. Usually it is hot enough that your balls will sag and potentially stick to your leg.

Turn on the AC, it's hot as balls in here

by ByRd November 28, 2007

donut fest

A gathering of females that involves drinking and a lack of dudes. The oppisite of a sausage fest

As Tom walked in, he realized that it was a donut fest of drunken sorority sluts and formulated a plan to pull off a reverse gang bang.

by ByRd September 09, 2007

ass mullet

A long group of hair protraying a mullet that is protruding from ones ass

Chris is a poop stabber who likes it when his men have ass mullets

by byrd June 16, 2004

man thermometer

An instrument used to measure the temperature. This instrument is located between a man's legs and moves up when it is cold and down when it is hot. Although it will not tell the exact temperature, it can tell if it is cold as balls or hot as balls.

1. It's so freaking hot out here that my man thermometer is sticking to my leg.

2. I'm so cold my man thermometer is shriveled up and hurts.

by ByRd December 29, 2007

erns

The way white white girls trying to be cool pronounce earings.

Upon opening her gift, Jackie exclaimed, "Juicy erns! I wanted these!"

by ByRd December 31, 2006