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sucks to be you

when something bad happened to another person, it sucks to be that person
You daddy is in jail for getting you pregnant. sucks to be you.
by byrd June 14, 2004
mugGet the sucks to be youmug.

hockle

Not north east dialect for spitting. Thats hock a loogie
No one says hockle
by byrd June 17, 2004
mugGet the hocklemug.

fuzzy math

Fuzzy math: a poorly thought out solution.
Guy 1: I bet we can jump the gap if were goin' atleast 70mph.

Guy 2: thats fuzzy ass math.
by Byrd July 20, 2004
mugGet the fuzzy mathmug.

man thermometer

An instrument used to measure the temperature. This instrument is located between a man's legs and moves up when it is cold and down when it is hot. Although it will not tell the exact temperature, it can tell if it is cold as balls or hot as balls.
1. It's so freaking hot out here that my man thermometer is sticking to my leg.

2. I'm so cold my man thermometer is shriveled up and hurts.
by ByRd December 29, 2007
mugGet the man thermometermug.

hot as balls

Phrase used to describe when the temperature is hot. Usually it is hot enough that your balls will sag and potentially stick to your leg.
Turn on the AC, it's hot as balls in here
by ByRd November 28, 2007
mugGet the hot as ballsmug.

smack upside the head

To extend your arm so that your hand is below the back of a person's head and thrust your hand upwards so that your palm hits them square in the back of the head.

This is typically done when someone does something stupid or just to humiliate/annoy them.
When Rose started to take diet pills, her mother gave her a smack upside the head to knock some sense into her.

As John sat in the passenger seat, the driver acted like her was streching, but really smacked John upside the head and hillarity ensued.
by ByRd May 23, 2007
mugGet the smack upside the headmug.

donut fest

A gathering of females that involves drinking and a lack of dudes. The oppisite of a sausage fest
As Tom walked in, he realized that it was a donut fest of drunken sorority sluts and formulated a plan to pull off a reverse gang bang.
by ByRd September 9, 2007
mugGet the donut festmug.

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