check the oil

before a male has any physical penal or oral contact with "strange" vagina, he must first "check the oil". a simple dip of the finger with a discreet sniff, sniff will do. if the oil needs changing the test finger should be jammed into the female's nostril. if not, have at it, til its done swoll.

yo gashmaster, what's that gnarly patch on your upper lip? didn't you check the oil before lickin the wound?

after checkin the oil, i told her to turn around for some puppy.

by buzz August 18, 2003

ballhammer

A major annoyance. A situation that causes dread in one's life.

Damn, waking up to my clock radio playing that Don Henley cover by the Ataris was such the ballhammer.

by buzz January 04, 2005

buttaface

a honey with a slammin body, with a busted up dome. its a noun fellas.

Homie 1 - Yo dog, I saw you running all up in that buttaface out the club the other.

Homie 2 - Shizzy. But you check out dat azz cousin with the matchin twins?

by buzz August 12, 2003

shoalbait

One who attracts that which is shoal. The word is from Carpinteria, CA.

Dude, Jaiah was scamming with some State Park shoalbait from Slimey Valley down at Jelly Bowl.

by buzz January 04, 2005

meadow

A syntax of tony sapranos' daughter that pinballs around the OAR demanding attention and affirmation as top gash.

Inspector I: Hey what's up meadow?
Meadow: How does my hiney look in these jeans? Rub my back.

Inspector I: Go see Joe meadow.
Meadow: Don't call me meadow. You're weird

by buzz March 02, 2004

Pittsburgh Steelers

a bunch of pussies who suck at football

All Pittsburgh Steelers fans are all band wagon fans. One year they think kordel is MVP, th next they run him out of town.

by buzz November 26, 2003

bum nuts

1) shit stuck to your arse hairs.
also called. cling-ons, tag knots, clinkers, dangle berries, arse spiders, winnits etc.

2) an insult commonly used towards those who cant do their job properly.

1) colin: bugger me my arse is itchin'
dave: ur bum nuts playin up again?
colin: yeah, i'll pick 'em out wi' chippin hammer!

2) oi bum nuts u fucked it up again u usless twat!

by buzz December 23, 2003