Definitions by Buzz

bum nuts 

1) shit stuck to your arse hairs.
also called. cling-ons, tag knots, clinkers, dangle berries, arse spiders, winnits etc.

2) an insult commonly used towards those who cant do their job properly.

1) colin: bugger me my arse is itchin'
dave: ur bum nuts playin up again?
colin: yeah, i'll pick 'em out wi' chippin hammer!

2) oi bum nuts u fucked it up again u usless twat!

bum nuts by buzz December 22, 2003

arm breaker 

a very long masturbation session, where it feels almost like your arm is ready to break.

john: i had a wank last night and it was a propper arm breaker!

jack: fuck me mate you need a bird!

arm breaker by buzz December 22, 2003

arsetex

The render of shit left on the back of the toilet after a heavy night of beer and a Vindaloo

"After that ruby last night i gave the bog a good coat of arsetex!"

arsetex by Buzz December 20, 2003

bastardry 

A term used to describe actions against your favour.

"You cant go anywhere these days without running into a gatso! Bastardry!"

bastardry by Buzz December 20, 2003

Schault 

pedofile who is also in love with mike alstott

Schault tried doing the shocker to 7th graders.

Schault by buzz November 25, 2003

Pittsburgh Steelers 

a bunch of pussies who suck at football

All Pittsburgh Steelers fans are all band wagon fans. One year they think kordel is MVP, th next they run him out of town.

Pittsburgh Steelers by buzz November 25, 2003

spaceguns 

a penis of any size

Minto likes to suck on spaceguns

spaceguns by Buzz November 15, 2003