Buzz's definitions

arm breaker

a very long masturbation session, where it feels almost like your arm is ready to break.

john: i had a wank last night and it was a propper arm breaker!

jack: fuck me mate you need a bird!

by buzz December 22, 2003

Pittsburgh Steelers

a bunch of pussies who suck at football

All Pittsburgh Steelers fans are all band wagon fans. One year they think kordel is MVP, th next they run him out of town.

by buzz November 25, 2003

PNB

Santa hater. One who hates Santa Claus.

Pnb busted that mall santa's head right open.

by Buzz March 3, 2005

spandau

An 80's derogatory term for an obsessive fan of new romantic music or other new wave bands with funny haircuts. Originates from the pop group Spandau Ballet and was heavily used in the Santa Barbara, CA area.

Look at those spandaus listening to Depeche Mode in the quad. Is that guy wearing makeup?

by buzz January 5, 2005

check the oil

before a male has any physical penal or oral contact with "strange" vagina, he must first "check the oil". a simple dip of the finger with a discreet sniff, sniff will do. if the oil needs changing the test finger should be jammed into the female's nostril. if not, have at it, til its done swoll.

yo gashmaster, what's that gnarly patch on your upper lip? didn't you check the oil before lickin the wound?

after checkin the oil, i told her to turn around for some puppy.

by buzz August 18, 2003

bastardry

A term used to describe actions against your favour.

"You cant go anywhere these days without running into a gatso! Bastardry!"

by Buzz December 20, 2003

Schault

pedofile who is also in love with mike alstott

Schault tried doing the shocker to 7th graders.

by buzz November 25, 2003