Buzz's definitions

ballhammer

A major annoyance. A situation that causes dread in one's life.

Damn, waking up to my clock radio playing that Don Henley cover by the Ataris was such the ballhammer.

by buzz January 4, 2005

shoalbait

One who attracts that which is shoal. The word is from Carpinteria, CA.

Dude, Jaiah was scamming with some State Park shoalbait from Slimey Valley down at Jelly Bowl.

by buzz January 4, 2005

Schault

pedofile who is also in love with mike alstott

Schault tried doing the shocker to 7th graders.

by buzz November 25, 2003

hum ding

a girl who is ugly as f**k

mate, she is seriously hum ding

by buzz May 27, 2004

check the oil

before a male has any physical penal or oral contact with "strange" vagina, he must first "check the oil". a simple dip of the finger with a discreet sniff, sniff will do. if the oil needs changing the test finger should be jammed into the female's nostril. if not, have at it, til its done swoll.

yo gashmaster, what's that gnarly patch on your upper lip? didn't you check the oil before lickin the wound?

after checkin the oil, i told her to turn around for some puppy.

by buzz August 18, 2003

arm breaker

a very long masturbation session, where it feels almost like your arm is ready to break.

john: i had a wank last night and it was a propper arm breaker!

jack: fuck me mate you need a bird!

by buzz December 22, 2003

Pittsburgh Steelers

a bunch of pussies who suck at football

All Pittsburgh Steelers fans are all band wagon fans. One year they think kordel is MVP, th next they run him out of town.

by buzz November 25, 2003