ButtholeEnthusiast's definitions

YELLER

the way Southern people say Yellow

Hillbilly 1: Hey look at that asian girl.
Hillbilly 2: Why is her skin YELLER?!
Hillbilly 1: You dumbass, she’s asian.

by ButtholeEnthusiast May 1, 2022

Batman

When it comes down to it, Batman is and always will be the most badass dude in the room. He is the true alpha in any situation or event that could ever possibly occur. He will literally break your fucking leg for littering a candy wrapper. Why? Because he’s Batman.

No one can say they’re the coolest because Batman is much cooler

by ButtholeEnthusiast October 11, 2021

Spider-Man

a gentleman who was bit by a spider and now he can shoot webs out of his penis.

spider-man has webbed semen

by ButtholeEnthusiast October 11, 2021

racist

something you call someone when losing an argument so you can make the other person look bad.

Black guy: *kills 3 people*

Cop: “Freeze! Get on the ground and drop the weapon!!”

Heroic Person: “Hey man, stop. That’s racist.”

by ButtholeEnthusiast October 13, 2021

C Word Pass

The incredibly rare artifact that signifies the permission (from a white person) for a PoC to say "cracka". This artifact goes for a pretty penny on the black market, probably as much as Derrick Henry would go for if slavery still existed.

Black guy: Yo! Wassup cracka!
White guy: The fuck you say to me? You better have a pass or imma call my crackas and beat your ass!
Black guy: Shit, my bad bro *pulls out C Word Pass*.
White guy: You crazy son of a bitch, you actually have one! You all good now, wassup my cracka?

by ButtholeEnthusiast February 2, 2021

Joe

a man of mystery. nobody knows who he is, where he came from, why he’s here, and when he got here. but most importantly, nobody knows his last name.

“Who’s Joe?”

“idk”

by ButtholeEnthusiast October 11, 2021

Stang vs Feehan

a rivalry that really doesn’t exist. none of the Stang students care about it because Stang’s real rival is Dartmouth High School, and none of the Feehan students care about it because why would you ever care about Bishop Stang. The only people that actually take this “rivalry” seriously are the coaches and staff members of the schools.

The Stang vs Feehan rivalry doesn’t exist

by ButtholeEnthusiast October 11, 2021