ButtholeEnthusiast's definitions
the ultimate comeback. you can be absolutely destroying a guy in an argument but they can just say “your mom” and end your entire career.
by ButtholeEnthusiast October 11, 2021

When it comes down to it, Batman is and always will be the most badass dude in the room. He is the true alpha in any situation or event that could ever possibly occur. He will literally break your fucking leg for littering a candy wrapper. Why? Because he’s Batman.
by ButtholeEnthusiast October 11, 2021

a rivalry that really doesn’t exist. none of the Stang students care about it because Stang’s real rival is Dartmouth High School, and none of the Feehan students care about it because why would you ever care about Bishop Stang. The only people that actually take this “rivalry” seriously are the coaches and staff members of the schools.
by ButtholeEnthusiast October 11, 2021

“YOU FUCKING STUPID BLACK NUGGET”
by ButtholeEnthusiast October 9, 2021

a man of mystery. nobody knows who he is, where he came from, why he’s here, and when he got here. but most importantly, nobody knows his last name.
by ButtholeEnthusiast October 11, 2021

Black guy: *kills 3 people*
Cop: “Freeze! Get on the ground and drop the weapon!!”
Heroic Person: “Hey man, stop. That’s racist.”
Cop: “Freeze! Get on the ground and drop the weapon!!”
Heroic Person: “Hey man, stop. That’s racist.”
by ButtholeEnthusiast October 13, 2021

Girl 1: yo i fucked Jamarquavious yesterday.
Girl 2: really? how big was it?
Girl 1: well his cock was only 3 inches, but he had some nickabals!
Girl 2: really? how big was it?
Girl 1: well his cock was only 3 inches, but he had some nickabals!
by ButtholeEnthusiast May 1, 2022
