22 definitions by ButtholeEnthusiast

duck

the word “fuck”, but autocorrect struck again and made you look like a ducking retard

(in iMessage)
Guy 1: The Patriots are down 2 scores
Guy 2: Duck

by ButtholeEnthusiast October 12, 2021

Stang vs Feehan

a rivalry that really doesn’t exist. none of the Stang students care about it because Stang’s real rival is Dartmouth High School, and none of the Feehan students care about it because why would you ever care about Bishop Stang. The only people that actually take this “rivalry” seriously are the coaches and staff members of the schools.

The Stang vs Feehan rivalry doesn’t exist

by ButtholeEnthusiast October 12, 2021

TikTok

the cancerous platform we are all addicted to for some reason. it is so cringey and so time consuming, yet for some fucking reason we all go on it for like 2+ hours a day.

Man, TikTok sucks….. *opens TikTok*

by ButtholeEnthusiast October 12, 2021

CoryXKenshin

the best youtuber. very few even come close to him since he is the SHOGUN! anyone who thinks differently can samurai s-s-s-suck my balls. Markiplier is the only person close to him, and Jacksepticeye is pretty good too.

CoryXKenshin is the best youtuber of all time.

by ButtholeEnthusiast October 13, 2021

Spider-Man

a gentleman who was bit by a spider and now he can shoot webs out of his penis.

spider-man has webbed semen

by ButtholeEnthusiast October 12, 2021

sexout

working out by having ferociously hardcore butthole sex

Me and (insert name) fucked so hard last night we had a sexout

by ButtholeEnthusiast October 13, 2021

your mom

the ultimate comeback. you can be absolutely destroying a guy in an argument but they can just say “your mom” and end your entire career.

Guy 1: Bro, why is yo forehead so big?

Guy 2: Your mom

by ButtholeEnthusiast October 12, 2021