Definitions by ButtholeEnthusiast

TikTok 

the cancerous platform we are all addicted to for some reason. it is so cringey and so time consuming, yet for some fucking reason we all go on it for like 2+ hours a day.

Man, TikTok sucks….. *opens TikTok*

TikTok by ButtholeEnthusiast October 11, 2021

Batman 

When it comes down to it, Batman is and always will be the most badass dude in the room. He is the true alpha in any situation or event that could ever possibly occur. He will literally break your fucking leg for littering a candy wrapper. Why? Because he’s Batman.

No one can say they’re the coolest because Batman is much cooler

Batman by ButtholeEnthusiast October 11, 2021

Aaron G. 

a gentleman who likes anime and for some reason thinks Venom 2 is a good movie. he also has a lot of lightsabers even though he’s not really in to Star Wars. according to my sources, this gentleman is also very well endowed.

Guy 1: “Hey have you seen Venom 2?”

Guy 2: “Yes, I saw it with Aaron G. last week.”

Guy 1: “How was it?”

Guy 2: “The movie fucking sucked, but for some reason Aaron liked it.”

Aaron G. by ButtholeEnthusiast October 11, 2021

your mom 

the ultimate comeback. you can be absolutely destroying a guy in an argument but they can just say “your mom” and end your entire career.

Guy 1: Bro, why is yo forehead so big?

Guy 2: Your mom

your mom by ButtholeEnthusiast October 11, 2021

The Zodiac Killer 

a man who killed zodiacs

The Zodiac Killer killed a lot of Zodiacs, that’s why he’s called The Zodiac Killer.

The Zodiac Killer by ButtholeEnthusiast October 11, 2021

lol 

idk lol. i’m pretty sure it means uh idk lol. nah but fr tho it means like uh….. uhhhh….. idk tbh lol.

guy: lol
girl: lol
Ulysses S. Grant: lol

lol by ButtholeEnthusiast October 10, 2021

nugget

the n word, but autocorrect made you look less of a racist and more of a retard.

“YOU FUCKING STUPID BLACK NUGGET”

nugget by ButtholeEnthusiast October 9, 2021