ButtholeEnthusiast's definitions

St. George Floyd

patron saint of oxygen

Guy 1: “Dude!! *cough* I’m choking!!”
Guy 2: “Pray to St. George Floyd, he will help you breathe.”

by ButtholeEnthusiast October 13, 2021

C Word Pass

The incredibly rare artifact that signifies the permission (from a white person) for a PoC to say "cracka". This artifact goes for a pretty penny on the black market, probably as much as Derrick Henry would go for if slavery still existed.

Black guy: Yo! Wassup cracka!
White guy: The fuck you say to me? You better have a pass or imma call my crackas and beat your ass!
Black guy: Shit, my bad bro *pulls out C Word Pass*.
White guy: You crazy son of a bitch, you actually have one! You all good now, wassup my cracka?

by ButtholeEnthusiast February 2, 2021

racist

something you call someone when losing an argument so you can make the other person look bad.

Black guy: *kills 3 people*

Cop: “Freeze! Get on the ground and drop the weapon!!”

Heroic Person: “Hey man, stop. That’s racist.”

by ButtholeEnthusiast October 13, 2021

Spider-Man

a gentleman who was bit by a spider and now he can shoot webs out of his penis.

spider-man has webbed semen

by ButtholeEnthusiast October 11, 2021

Batman

When it comes down to it, Batman is and always will be the most badass dude in the room. He is the true alpha in any situation or event that could ever possibly occur. He will literally break your fucking leg for littering a candy wrapper. Why? Because he’s Batman.

No one can say they’re the coolest because Batman is much cooler

by ButtholeEnthusiast October 11, 2021

nugget

the n word, but autocorrect made you look less of a racist and more of a retard.

“YOU FUCKING STUPID BLACK NUGGET”

by ButtholeEnthusiast October 9, 2021

nickabals

a pair of big balls on an african american

Girl 1: yo i fucked Jamarquavious yesterday.
Girl 2: really? how big was it?
Girl 1: well his cock was only 3 inches, but he had some nickabals!

by ButtholeEnthusiast May 1, 2022