Batman

When it comes down to it, Batman is and always will be the most badass dude in the room. He is the true alpha in any situation or event that could ever possibly occur. He will literally break your fucking leg for littering a candy wrapper. Why? Because he’s Batman.

No one can say they’re the coolest because Batman is much cooler

by ButtholeEnthusiast October 12, 2021

YELLER

the way Southern people say Yellow

Hillbilly 1: Hey look at that asian girl.
Hillbilly 2: Why is her skin YELLER?!
Hillbilly 1: You dumbass, she’s asian.

by ButtholeEnthusiast May 01, 2022

The Zodiac Killer

a man who killed zodiacs

The Zodiac Killer killed a lot of Zodiacs, that’s why he’s called The Zodiac Killer.

by ButtholeEnthusiast October 12, 2021

St. George Floyd

patron saint of oxygen

Guy 1: “Dude!! *cough* I’m choking!!”
Guy 2: “Pray to St. George Floyd, he will help you breathe.”

by ButtholeEnthusiast October 13, 2021

Spider-Man

a gentleman who was bit by a spider and now he can shoot webs out of his penis.

spider-man has webbed semen

by ButtholeEnthusiast October 12, 2021

sexout

working out by having ferociously hardcore butthole sex

Me and (insert name) fucked so hard last night we had a sexout

by ButtholeEnthusiast October 13, 2021

nugget

the n word, but autocorrect made you look less of a racist and more of a retard.

“YOU FUCKING STUPID BLACK NUGGET”

by ButtholeEnthusiast October 10, 2021