Definitions by ButtholeEnthusiast

Tillsky 

The gamer tag Emmet Till used before he got absolutely rekt

“Hey Tillsky, let’s run some duos.”

“Nah man, I’m busy brutally getting my ass beat and drowning in a river.”

Tillsky by ButtholeEnthusiast October 13, 2021

sexout

working out by having ferociously hardcore butthole sex

Me and (insert name) fucked so hard last night we had a sexout

sexout by ButtholeEnthusiast October 13, 2021

cukie 

a cum cookie

a cookie made with cum

Person 1: Want a cukie?
Person 2: Fuck yes.

cukie by ButtholeEnthusiast October 13, 2021

duck 

the word “fuck”, but autocorrect struck again and made you look like a ducking retard

(in iMessage)
Guy 1: The Patriots are down 2 scores
Guy 2: Duck

duck by ButtholeEnthusiast October 11, 2021

Spider-Man 

a gentleman who was bit by a spider and now he can shoot webs out of his penis.

spider-man has webbed semen

Spider-Man by ButtholeEnthusiast October 11, 2021

Joe 

a man of mystery. nobody knows who he is, where he came from, why he’s here, and when he got here. but most importantly, nobody knows his last name.

“Who’s Joe?”

“idk”

Joe by ButtholeEnthusiast October 11, 2021

Stang vs Feehan 

a rivalry that really doesn’t exist. none of the Stang students care about it because Stang’s real rival is Dartmouth High School, and none of the Feehan students care about it because why would you ever care about Bishop Stang. The only people that actually take this “rivalry” seriously are the coaches and staff members of the schools.

The Stang vs Feehan rivalry doesn’t exist

Stang vs Feehan by ButtholeEnthusiast October 11, 2021