a man of mystery. nobody knows who he is, where he came from, why he’s here, and when he got here. but most importantly, nobody knows his last name.
by ButtholeEnthusiast October 11, 2021
The incredibly rare artifact that signifies the permission (from a white person) for a PoC to say "cracka". This artifact goes for a pretty penny on the black market, probably as much as Derrick Henry would go for if slavery still existed.
Black guy: Yo! Wassup cracka!
White guy: The fuck you say to me? You better have a pass or imma call my crackas and beat your ass!
Black guy: Shit, my bad bro *pulls out C Word Pass*.
White guy: You crazy son of a bitch, you actually have one! You all good now, wassup my cracka?
White guy: The fuck you say to me? You better have a pass or imma call my crackas and beat your ass!
Black guy: Shit, my bad bro *pulls out C Word Pass*.
White guy: You crazy son of a bitch, you actually have one! You all good now, wassup my cracka?
by ButtholeEnthusiast February 02, 2021
Black guy: *kills 3 people*
Cop: “Freeze! Get on the ground and drop the weapon!!”
Heroic Person: “Hey man, stop. That’s racist.”
Cop: “Freeze! Get on the ground and drop the weapon!!”
Heroic Person: “Hey man, stop. That’s racist.”
by ButtholeEnthusiast October 13, 2021
by ButtholeEnthusiast October 11, 2021
Girl 1: yo i fucked Jamarquavious yesterday.
Girl 2: really? how big was it?
Girl 1: well his cock was only 3 inches, but he had some nickabals!
Girl 2: really? how big was it?
Girl 1: well his cock was only 3 inches, but he had some nickabals!
by ButtholeEnthusiast May 01, 2022
by ButtholeEnthusiast October 13, 2021
“Hey Tillsky, let’s run some duos.”
“Nah man, I’m busy brutally getting my ass beat and drowning in a river.”
“Nah man, I’m busy brutally getting my ass beat and drowning in a river.”
by ButtholeEnthusiast October 13, 2021