by ButtholeEnthusiast October 13, 2021
Girl 1: yo i fucked Jamarquavious yesterday.
Girl 2: really? how big was it?
Girl 1: well his cock was only 3 inches, but he had some nickabals!
Girl 2: really? how big was it?
Girl 1: well his cock was only 3 inches, but he had some nickabals!
by ButtholeEnthusiast May 01, 2022
the cancerous platform we are all addicted to for some reason. it is so cringey and so time consuming, yet for some fucking reason we all go on it for like 2+ hours a day.
by ButtholeEnthusiast October 12, 2021
a gentleman who likes anime and for some reason thinks Venom 2 is a good movie. he also has a lot of lightsabers even though he’s not really in to Star Wars. according to my sources, this gentleman is also very well endowed.
Guy 1: “Hey have you seen Venom 2?”
Guy 2: “Yes, I saw it with Aaron G. last week.”
Guy 1: “How was it?”
Guy 2: “The movie fucking sucked, but for some reason Aaron liked it.”
Guy 2: “Yes, I saw it with Aaron G. last week.”
Guy 1: “How was it?”
Guy 2: “The movie fucking sucked, but for some reason Aaron liked it.”
by ButtholeEnthusiast October 12, 2021
“Hey Tillsky, let’s run some duos.”
“Nah man, I’m busy brutally getting my ass beat and drowning in a river.”
“Nah man, I’m busy brutally getting my ass beat and drowning in a river.”
by ButtholeEnthusiast October 13, 2021
by ButtholeEnthusiast October 12, 2021
a rivalry that really doesn’t exist. none of the Stang students care about it because Stang’s real rival is Dartmouth High School, and none of the Feehan students care about it because why would you ever care about Bishop Stang. The only people that actually take this “rivalry” seriously are the coaches and staff members of the schools.
by ButtholeEnthusiast October 12, 2021