Buttered Quayle's definitions

PMSL

A British texting abbreviation. Unlike the USA who uses LMAO (laughing my ass off), the British use PMSL, which means "Pissed Myself Laughing."

Darnell: Everyone knows 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9. But why DID 7 eat 9?
Chris: I don't know.
Darnell: Because 9 has to have 3 squared meals a day! Hehe... math jokes.
Chris: HAHAHA PMSL

by Buttered Quayle October 17, 2018

Going at it

Another term for having sex. This can also connect in a sexual way to orgasms, erotica, and more.

Austin: Dude, I need to bleach my eyes!
Chris: Why is that?
Austin: This afternoon, I opened my parents' bedroom door and saw them going at it on their bed!
Chris: *no words*

by Buttered Quayle October 21, 2018

Snatch

1. Perhaps the most vile, horrific word for a woman's vagina.
2. An overused joke in Michael Rosen YouTube Poops.
3. To grab or take something quickly.

1: Man, her snatch was so tight, it took me 10 minutes just to get my dick inside it!
2: Watch YTP: The Michael Rosen Rapid Snatch Expansion by ChickenPika. Holy shit, it's so damn funny.
3: I snatched it from the shelf before anyone else could get it.

by Buttered Quayle January 3, 2019

Dyke

1. An incredibly rude and derogatory term for a lesbian.
2. A likely misspelling of "Duke." This could be in reference tom Duke University, or the name.

Man, that dyke is such a prick. Always acting so uptight about LGBT rights.

by Buttered Quayle July 2, 2018

butane lighter

A type of lighter used for a large number of purposes, which range from lighting a cigarette or fuse for a firework, or an act of arson.
The lighter itself can have a trigger or button, and can be in a Zippo-like case. The case can have ink printed or stone engraved art.

The process works by generating a spark after releasing the butane fuel. This creates a blowtorch effect.
If you look closely, you'll see that the ring inside the chamber glows red as the flame gets hotter.

If anything, you're gonna want to use a butane lighter to light fireworks on the 4th.

by Buttered Quayle July 2, 2018

Rolex

A watch company, founded in 1905 in the UK. Typically more than 4,000 dollars (due to the rare, expensive materials used to make them).

To be honest, they're real shitty. Rolex watches are for rich and famous fuckwits who have a fistful of money and nothing to give. They're for showing off.

Some rich guys: Hey, like my watch?
Some random guy: Yeah! What brand?
Rich guy: Rolex.
Random guy: kill yourself

by Buttered Quayle January 26, 2019

BMW 750iL

The BMW 750iL was a vehicle model produced by BMW from 1995 to 2001. Professionally known as the E38, the base model was the 740i, which came with a 4.0L V8 engine. The next model up was the 750iL, which came with a 5.4L V12. The car is most famously known as the same car Tupac Shakur was shot in on September 7th, 1996.

Friend 1: Hey, I got a new car!
Friend 2: Ah, sweet! What kind?
Friend 1: It's a 2001 BMW 750iL.
Friend 2: Nice! It's a FAST one, that's for damn sure, that!

by Buttered Quayle June 26, 2019