Penile

Used to describe an object with structural resemblance to that of a human male's penis. This can connect to sex toys or anything long and skinny, about an inch in diameter.

Anthony: We have a collection of a bunch of... penile things that you guys have sent us in the mail, so Ian's gonna go see if we have any of those, and then we'll just pixelate it in the video, I guess.

-"FUN WITH CONDOMS (BTS)," Smosh

by Buttered Quayle August 14, 2019

Going at it

Another term for having sex. This can also connect in a sexual way to orgasms, erotica, and more.

Austin: Dude, I need to bleach my eyes!
Chris: Why is that?
Austin: This afternoon, I opened my parents' bedroom door and saw them going at it on their bed!
Chris: *no words*

by Buttered Quayle October 21, 2018

Dive in dick-first

1. To get right to the task at hand before anything else happens.

1. Now that that's out of the way, let's skip the middleman and dive in dick-first.

by Buttered Quayle July 18, 2020

BMW 750iL

The BMW 750iL was a vehicle model produced by BMW from 1995 to 2001. Professionally known as the E38, the base model was the 740i, which came with a 4.0L V8 engine. The next model up was the 750iL, which came with a 5.4L V12. The car is most famously known as the same car Tupac Shakur was shot in on September 7th, 1996.

Friend 1: Hey, I got a new car!
Friend 2: Ah, sweet! What kind?
Friend 1: It's a 2001 BMW 750iL.
Friend 2: Nice! It's a FAST one, that's for damn sure, that!

by Buttered Quayle June 26, 2019

Ostentatious

A word used to describe something that is designed to get noticed.

"People driving a Rolls-Royce Phantom must just be the most ostentatious, annoying bastards of modern eras."

by Buttered Quayle April 30, 2019

Linear Comedy

Linear Comedy is telling funny stories that aren't constantly interrupted or sidetracked with random irrelevant jokes.

I think that Linear Comedy is a really food method of storytelling.

by Buttered Quayle October 12, 2020

Dyke

1. An incredibly rude and derogatory term for a lesbian.
2. A likely misspelling of "Duke." This could be in reference tom Duke University, or the name.

Man, that dyke is such a prick. Always acting so uptight about LGBT rights.

by Buttered Quayle July 02, 2018