I was only off by a cunt's hair.
by Butler Butt Clogger October 19, 2011
When people (usually within the Greek system) get overworked and all excited about their college's homecoming weekend and football game.
by Butler Butt Clogger October 23, 2011
A nasty residue left inside one's undergarments or the bowl of a toilet after a shart, or a Craftsmanshit.
by Butler Butt Clogger January 31, 2012
A girl you take out on a date who is normally very ugly, but when she dresses up and wears make-up she looks OK at best.
by Butler Butt Clogger October 18, 2011
When you shit a long turd out that goes down the toilet bowl, but is still long enough to protrude out of the water.
by Butler Butt Clogger October 19, 2011
After eating Chinese last night, I was shitting like a Wild Comanche all night, I could have practically shit through a screen door!
by Butler Butt Clogger October 19, 2011
When a urinating male spits out a lugy over the toilet and attempts to suck said lugy back into his mouth after it has touched the piss water.
Jim performed a picture perfect Golden Anteater in our bathroom yesterday, and now he is currently being treated for E.coli.
by Butler Butt Clogger April 01, 2011