A novelty popcorn bucket or container used by theater chains to promote the release of a new movie that can be viewed as sexually suggestive and imagined as masturbation aids.
“Who needs a date when you have the Dune popcornussy? Gonna tame that sandworm like Timothee Chalamet.”
“Yo, put some extra butter in my Ghostbusters popcornussy. Slimer really chafed me last time.”
“Can’t wait to see what the popcornussy for the new Shrek movie looks like.”
“Yo, put some extra butter in my Ghostbusters popcornussy. Slimer really chafed me last time.”
“Can’t wait to see what the popcornussy for the new Shrek movie looks like.”
by But Sects March 24, 2024
When an adult starts acting in a juvenile manner on par with a teenager because of lockdown or quarantine, either out of boredom or lack of accountability.
“Did you see Steve is on TikTok now doing all these stupid dances with the zoomers? Looks like he got quaranteened hard.”
“Since the lockdown, all I do is eat junk food and watch tv. I haven’t showered in a week and the dishes in my sink have been there even longer. Love being quaranteened.”
“My husband is happy being quaranteened; playing Fortnite and CoD all day while I’m at my ‘essential’ job.”
“Since the lockdown, all I do is eat junk food and watch tv. I haven’t showered in a week and the dishes in my sink have been there even longer. Love being quaranteened.”
“My husband is happy being quaranteened; playing Fortnite and CoD all day while I’m at my ‘essential’ job.”
by But Sects July 18, 2020
The knife you used to make a peanut butter sandwhich that you set near the sink, because you’re not sure if you’re done using it. Can be used metaphorically to refer to something else.
•“Hey don’t do dishes, my peanut butter knife is by the sink. I might be hungry later.”
•“If you don’t want to be friends with her again why don’t you just deny her friend request?”
“Well, I might want to sleep with her again at some point sooo, lol. *shrug* She’s my peanut butter knife.”
“I made sure to leave on good terms with my old job in case I need them to be my peanut butter knife next summer.”
•“If you don’t want to be friends with her again why don’t you just deny her friend request?”
“Well, I might want to sleep with her again at some point sooo, lol. *shrug* She’s my peanut butter knife.”
“I made sure to leave on good terms with my old job in case I need them to be my peanut butter knife next summer.”
by But Sects June 15, 2021
When a weather person is showing a hurricane or other major storm on a green screen and standing in such a way that makes the predicted path of the storm form a phallic shape in front of them, resembling a penis.
Bob: Did you catch the 6 o’clock news? The weather guy had a huge hurricane dick going on!
Tom: Yup, looks like florida is gonna get fuuuuucked
Sally: Who needs porn when you can turn on the weather channel and see Jim Cantore’s gigantic hurricane dick?
Tom: Yup, looks like florida is gonna get fuuuuucked
Sally: Who needs porn when you can turn on the weather channel and see Jim Cantore’s gigantic hurricane dick?
by But Sects December 11, 2019