Burt Milhorse Eriksson's definitions

milifairy

Military after the "don't ask, don't tell" policy.

Bob: "The Westboro Baptist Church doesn't approve gays in the military."
Connie: "They see the institution as milifairy."

by Burt Milhorse Eriksson April 17, 2021

ficus

A plant belonging to the genus Ficus; a homosexual male. Because of their delecate, "plant-like" habitus including their clothing (Hawaiian, floral-patterned T-shirts) and their tendency towards becoming a florist (if they're not a hairdresser).

Bob: "Look at Gary walking there on the street! Doesn't he looks fancy?"
Connie: "I heard he's a ficus."
Bob: "A what?"
Connie: "A ficus. You know... An assbandit."
Bob: "What?"
Connie: "Nevermind."

by Burt Milhorse Eriksson April 8, 2021

ticklefuck

When you tickle your girlfriend while having sex to make her vaginal muscles contract.

Bob: "Did you like it when I ticklefucked you?"
Connie: "No, I didn't."

by Burt Milhorse Eriksson June 19, 2021

argillaceous

A word that you only see on the "most searched" list of sites as dictionary.com. It's interesting that the other words on such list are: peripheral, intervention, resource, christian, blow, walk. Argillaceous has something to do with minerals or clay or something.

Bob: "I'm interested in coprolites and argillaceous minerals."
Steve: "Are you ready to inspect each sphincter of a dinosaur?"

by Burt Milhorse Eriksson April 12, 2021

though

Short for "although". One of the "great eight" filler words. Only approximately 0.1‰ (1 out of 10 000) know how to use the word properly.

Bob: "Missy Crotchrot is such an overall perfect woman!"
Melvin: "Yeah, but what about that butt, though."

by Burt Milhorse Eriksson April 11, 2021

underrated

Used to describe anything that is adequately compensated; highly regarded and well appreciated in its field.

Melvin: "The Beatles is the most underrated band in the history of music!"
Sparky: "Touché! Just as Johnny Carson must be the most underrated talk show host there ever was!"
Thor: "IKR like Chevy Chase though on SNL facts boi GG u'r a legend ¦D LOL"

by Burt Milhorse Eriksson April 11, 2021

nokay

A way of saying "okay" when you really don't mean it or don't even agree with it at all.

Bob: "Let's go and see the new »Star Wars» movie!"
Connie: "Nokay."

by Burt Milhorse Eriksson April 17, 2021