COHIV-2021

A deadly variant of COVID-2019 that is activated through 5G electromagnetic radiation or something. It's a normal flu but through the magic on nanobots and highly energetic radio waves all life will be perished. It's no longer a matter of who dies, but rather in which order we die. Shitting and puking blood is what you wish for when it hits you and it will hit everybody – make no mistake.

COVID-2019 is so last year. Behold: COHIV-2021! A new mutated, bioengineered supervirus that will be activated at a precise moment to annihilate all mankind. It's the end of the world, truly!

by Burt Milhorse Eriksson April 12, 2021

nokay

A way of saying "okay" when you really don't mean it or don't even agree with it at all.

Bob: "Let's go and see the new »Star Wars» movie!"
Connie: "Nokay."

by Burt Milhorse Eriksson April 17, 2021

dirt-switching

When you are trying on the fly to change your facts you use as your arguments in a debate, albeit they are coherent and valid facts that are related to each other. It refers to the act of trying to change the dirt, on which your vegetables or plants are growing, into a better, more fertile soil amidst the growing season.

Bob: "...yet somehow this small group of people are responsible for..
Melvin: "Bigot! Hate speech! You talk like that in 2021? SERIOUSLY?"
Bob: "Well, this same group of people are still less likely to be shot at by the police.."
Melvin: "Racist! Bigot! Hate crime! Dirt-switching! DIRT-SWITCHING!"

by Burt Milhorse Eriksson June 26, 2021

Sneegazm

Related to ticklefuck. When you tickle your girlfriend's nostril gently with e.g. a toothpick in order to create a sneeze while having sex to make her vaginal muscles contract.

Bob: "I tickled Connie's nose with a cat's ass-hair yesterday when we we're doing it."
Steve: "I use a feather and white pepper or chili powder to make my Suzy sneegazm like a god-damn retard all over me!"
Gary: "Take a napkin and just pinch and roll one corner of it and stick it up her schnoz!"
Connie: "Jesus Christ, Gary! You sure know how to please a woman, don't you?"

by Burt Milhorse Eriksson December 06, 2021

mesh

The symbol # i.e. mesh is known as the number sign, hash or – in North America – the pound sign. Babies and kiddies started calling it hashtag somewhere in the 2010s and it became one the most cancerous forced memes ever, breaking through from the internet into real life.

Bob: "I remember when the »fence made of brushwood» symbol was called »mesh»."
Connie: "»Mesh»?"
Bob: "Yeah, you know – the »#» sign."
Connie: "Oh, THAT fucking cancer...!"

by Burt Milhorse Eriksson June 04, 2021

milifairy

Military after the "don't ask, don't tell" policy.

Bob: "The Westboro Baptist Church doesn't approve gays in the military."
Connie: "They see the institution as milifairy."

by Burt Milhorse Eriksson April 17, 2021

ticklefuck

When you tickle your girlfriend while having sex to make her vaginal muscles contract.

Bob: "Did you like it when I ticklefucked you?"
Connie: "No, I didn't."

by Burt Milhorse Eriksson June 19, 2021