Burt Milhorse Eriksson's definitions

MAD

MAD is an American humour magazine with comics. The name should always be capitalized as "MAD" to distinguish with any other Mads or the word (adjective) "mad". MAD is an acronym from "Mesh takes a D", in which "mesh" is "#" (number sign) and "to take a d" is to "commit a suicide".

Bon: "People oftentimes wonder what that "E" in the middle of the name of Alfred E. Neuman – the cover boy of MAD magazine – stands for and what happened to his missing tooth."
Connie: "No, they don't."

by Burt Milhorse Eriksson April 8, 2021

fag

A homosexual male. Comes from "macrophage" that is a large white blood cell that ingests foreign particles and infectious micro-organisms. Latin: macrophagus; "big eater". According to studies HIV is 200 times more likely to occur on a gay man than a straight. When HIV develops into the AIDS stage, the macrophages start to eat everything – including the healthy cells, thus destroying the immune system and eventually killing the patient.

Bob: "Do you think that Gore Vidal guy is gay?"
Connie: "Gore Vidal? Do you mean Vidal Sassoon?"
Bob: "Yeah, yeah that guy. I bet he's a fag."

by Burt Milhorse Eriksson April 13, 2021

milifairy

Military after the "don't ask, don't tell" policy.

Bob: "The Westboro Baptist Church doesn't approve gays in the military."
Connie: "They see the institution as milifairy."

by Burt Milhorse Eriksson April 17, 2021

propinquity

Use this word when you want to seem smart – or stupid. It's your choice, really. (It's all just a big game of fortuna, as it's the other people that form their opinion on you and you cannot really affect that process.) It's the type of word you only see on the "most searched" list of dictionary.com and on Yahoo!'s headlines (the latter-mentioned explains the first-mentioned).

People who have to look up this word are either too smart or "too dumb" and if this being the case, they are also very likely to read Yahoo! News. Why Yahoo! in the first place uses words that are understood only by 0.01‰ (1 out of 100 000) of the population, remains yet unclear. But when you are seen to use this word, people will know (if they're intelligent enough) that you got it from nowhere else than Yahoo! News...

Woody: "The propinquity of these – pardon my sterile approach on the topic – two given objects is inversely proportional to..
Bob: "Why don't you just say "approximity" or "distance" or something?"
Woody: "W-what? I don't.."
Bob: "Yes, you do. Don't play stupid."
Gary: "Yeah, man. Don't use words that are understood only by 3500 Americans – that's what Yahoo! News does."

by Burt Milhorse Eriksson April 12, 2021

nokay

A way of saying "okay" when you really don't mean it or don't even agree with it at all.

Bob: "Let's go and see the new »Star Wars» movie!"
Connie: "Nokay."

by Burt Milhorse Eriksson April 17, 2021

underrated

Used to describe anything that is adequately compensated; highly regarded and well appreciated in its field.

Melvin: "The Beatles is the most underrated band in the history of music!"
Sparky: "Touché! Just as Johnny Carson must be the most underrated talk show host there ever was!"
Thor: "IKR like Chevy Chase though on SNL facts boi GG u'r a legend ¦D LOL"

by Burt Milhorse Eriksson April 11, 2021

ticklefuck

When you tickle your girlfriend while having sex to make her vaginal muscles contract.

Bob: "Did you like it when I ticklefucked you?"
Connie: "No, I didn't."

by Burt Milhorse Eriksson June 19, 2021