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A lady with such an expert and delicate fallatio technique, it could be compared to inserting ones penis into a kashmir cup.
Do you promise to love him, comfort him, honor and keep him for better or worse, for richer or poorer, in sickness and health and forsaking all others, be faithful only to him, providing kashmir cups on demand to the best of your ability, so long as you both shall live?"
"I do"
"I do"
by Burning blue soul January 12, 2017
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A covert way of drawing attention to a semen stain or residue on someone's clothing or body.
A covert way of drawing attention to a semen stain or residue on someone's clothing or body.
Elizabeth: "so Megan, it was wonderful to meet you and spend Xmas with you and Harry, even if you have spent most of your time in the bedroom".
Megan: "thank you, it has been really nice to meet you and Phillip also.
Elizabeth: "just one thing before you go...I suggest you visit the bathroom and wipe Harry's Happy Cream from your cheek, dear. The paparazzi will have you for fucking breakfast if you go out in that state".
Megan: "Yes ma'am"
Sandringham Palace December 2017
Megan: "thank you, it has been really nice to meet you and Phillip also.
Elizabeth: "just one thing before you go...I suggest you visit the bathroom and wipe Harry's Happy Cream from your cheek, dear. The paparazzi will have you for fucking breakfast if you go out in that state".
Megan: "Yes ma'am"
Sandringham Palace December 2017
by Burning blue soul December 28, 2017
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1. "Oh yeah! Oh..oh yeah..yeah...yeah..there, yeah...thats right, work it baby...work it..yeeeeaahh!!
by Burning blue soul March 27, 2017
Get the work it baby mug.A day that, for some unknown reason, you are completely on top of your game. That everything is going your way, and no fucker is going to bring you down. Even your favourite appendage seems so much bigger and impressive today.
That fucking idiot next door has been giving me shit again, banging on the walls and mouthing off.....But she don't know what today is.
It's big cock day ....and I'm motherfucking bulletproof baby!!!!
It's big cock day ....and I'm motherfucking bulletproof baby!!!!
by Burning blue soul March 5, 2018
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Can sometimes be accompanied by dunking it in milk and saying mmmm mmmm a lot!!!
Can sometimes be accompanied by dunking it in milk and saying mmmm mmmm a lot!!!
"Hi sthephan"
"Hey man, what's wrong with your voice?"
"My tongue is thucked"
"Why, what's happened to you"
"I wath up all yethterday night opening an oreo!! Gunna give my puthy licking a retht for a few dayth now!!"
"Hey man, what's wrong with your voice?"
"My tongue is thucked"
"Why, what's happened to you"
"I wath up all yethterday night opening an oreo!! Gunna give my puthy licking a retht for a few dayth now!!"
by Burning blue soul January 15, 2017
Get the Opening an Oreo mug.1. The happy free-spirited state of a newly erect penis.
2. To be annoyed with someone or something.
3. Not to be confused with " to get a chubby ONE " that refers to pairing up for the evening with a larger lady/ gentleman.
2. To be annoyed with someone or something.
3. Not to be confused with " to get a chubby ONE " that refers to pairing up for the evening with a larger lady/ gentleman.
1. "I'm not bothering to come out tonight Katerina, I'm gonna stay home and watch 3D cartoon Incest porn and get a chubby on".
2. "Those girls in the accounts Dept really are getting me a chubby on "
3. "I've had enough of skinny women for now , it's like fucking a wish bone. I'm gonna get me a chubby one tonight "
2. "Those girls in the accounts Dept really are getting me a chubby on "
3. "I've had enough of skinny women for now , it's like fucking a wish bone. I'm gonna get me a chubby one tonight "
by Burning blue soul February 22, 2017
Get the get a chubby on mug.A term to describe the uncontainable happiness of a human male shown in the proud stance of his genitalia.
"Terry, get your grandad off the dance floor please"
"He's not causing any harm mate, just throwing some shapes, leave him be"
"He's dancing with all the girls and he's got wood, he's gonna take someone's eye out with it"
"Fuck!! Not again"
"He's not causing any harm mate, just throwing some shapes, leave him be"
"He's dancing with all the girls and he's got wood, he's gonna take someone's eye out with it"
"Fuck!! Not again"
by Burning blue soul January 16, 2017
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