A term to describe the uncontainable happiness of a human male shown in the proud stance of his genitalia.
"Terry, get your grandad off the dance floor please"
"He's not causing any harm mate, just throwing some shapes, leave him be"
"He's dancing with all the girls and he's got wood, he's gonna take someone's eye out with it"
"Fuck!! Not again"
"He's not causing any harm mate, just throwing some shapes, leave him be"
"He's dancing with all the girls and he's got wood, he's gonna take someone's eye out with it"
"Fuck!! Not again"
by Burning blue soul January 16, 2017
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An inexplicable throbbing 'diamond cutter' of an erection whilst driving, without any internal or external sexual encouragement or stimulation. The 'car cock' situation can arrive unannounced and last for an unspecified time frame that leaves the afflicted unable to extricate himself from the vehicle until he is back to a socially acceptable state (or until a willing passenger has "assisted" in reducing the inflammation).
This condition has also been known to occur as "doctors waiting room cock" and "about to stand up to make a speech in front of your work colleagues and management team cock" or very rarely as "about to meet the new girlfriends parents in a restaurant for the first time cock"
An inexplicable throbbing 'diamond cutter' of an erection whilst driving, without any internal or external sexual encouragement or stimulation. The 'car cock' situation can arrive unannounced and last for an unspecified time frame that leaves the afflicted unable to extricate himself from the vehicle until he is back to a socially acceptable state (or until a willing passenger has "assisted" in reducing the inflammation).
This condition has also been known to occur as "doctors waiting room cock" and "about to stand up to make a speech in front of your work colleagues and management team cock" or very rarely as "about to meet the new girlfriends parents in a restaurant for the first time cock"
"Im sorry kids, we cant sit inside Crunchy Fried Chicken today, we are gonna have to go to the drive thru......daddies got car cock"
by Burning blue soul January 08, 2017
Get the Car cock mug.The descriptive phrase for a man who is expert in the art of orally pleasing a lady. He can stay down there for so long without coming up for air.
by Burning blue soul March 06, 2017
Get the breathe through his ears mug.A Gentleman's romantic term for performing oral sex on a lady.
Best not used verbally in said ladies company during coitus as she may take unreasonable offence that could potentially spoil the mood somewhat, with a risk of the daft cow snapping a quim string and cutting short the Gentleman's enjoyment completely.
Women, eh?
Best not used verbally in said ladies company during coitus as she may take unreasonable offence that could potentially spoil the mood somewhat, with a risk of the daft cow snapping a quim string and cutting short the Gentleman's enjoyment completely.
Women, eh?
"How did you get on with that girl last night mate?"
"I had her glistening by 9 o'clock, I warmed her up nicely to gash mark 4 and then went down for the gravy"
"I had her glistening by 9 o'clock, I warmed her up nicely to gash mark 4 and then went down for the gravy"
by Burning blue soul June 22, 2017
Get the down for the gravy mug.1. The happy free-spirited state of a newly erect penis.
2. To be annoyed with someone or something.
3. Not to be confused with " to get a chubby ONE " that refers to pairing up for the evening with a larger lady/ gentleman.
2. To be annoyed with someone or something.
3. Not to be confused with " to get a chubby ONE " that refers to pairing up for the evening with a larger lady/ gentleman.
1. "I'm not bothering to come out tonight Katerina, I'm gonna stay home and watch 3D cartoon Incest porn and get a chubby on".
2. "Those girls in the accounts Dept really are getting me a chubby on "
3. "I've had enough of skinny women for now , it's like fucking a wish bone. I'm gonna get me a chubby one tonight "
2. "Those girls in the accounts Dept really are getting me a chubby on "
3. "I've had enough of skinny women for now , it's like fucking a wish bone. I'm gonna get me a chubby one tonight "
by Burning blue soul February 22, 2017
Get the get a chubby on mug.A day that, for some unknown reason, you are completely on top of your game. That everything is going your way, and no fucker is going to bring you down. Even your favourite appendage seems so much bigger and impressive today.
That fucking idiot next door has been giving me shit again, banging on the walls and mouthing off.....But she don't know what today is.
It's big cock day ....and I'm motherfucking bulletproof baby!!!!
It's big cock day ....and I'm motherfucking bulletproof baby!!!!
by Burning blue soul March 05, 2018
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A covert way of drawing attention to a semen stain or residue on someone's clothing or body.
A covert way of drawing attention to a semen stain or residue on someone's clothing or body.
Elizabeth: "so Megan, it was wonderful to meet you and spend Xmas with you and Harry, even if you have spent most of your time in the bedroom".
Megan: "thank you, it has been really nice to meet you and Phillip also.
Elizabeth: "just one thing before you go...I suggest you visit the bathroom and wipe Harry's Happy Cream from your cheek, dear. The paparazzi will have you for fucking breakfast if you go out in that state".
Megan: "Yes ma'am"
Sandringham Palace December 2017
Megan: "thank you, it has been really nice to meet you and Phillip also.
Elizabeth: "just one thing before you go...I suggest you visit the bathroom and wipe Harry's Happy Cream from your cheek, dear. The paparazzi will have you for fucking breakfast if you go out in that state".
Megan: "Yes ma'am"
Sandringham Palace December 2017
by Burning blue soul December 28, 2017
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