luck of the draw

the result of something through totally random circumstances - could refer to a situation either in someone's good luck or misfortune.

"I called that company and asked if they had any openings, and they told me they weren't hiring right now. But when I sent in my resume a few days later, they called me up and told me there's a position that would be perfect for my credentials. Hmmmm...luck of the draw I guess!"

"You mean to tell me that when you asked her to go with you to the dance, she said yes?? Geez....she told me she HATES going to those things! That's the luck of the draw for you!"

by Bungalow Bill September 14, 2006

suicide bomber

A man wired with explosives that detonates himself in the name of a certain cause.

Another suicide bomber blew himself up in Tel Aviv today.

by Bungalow Bill March 30, 2002

the book

the urban dictionary

I looked up FAT in the book, but I couldn't find it. Better add that word.

by Bungalow Bill November 24, 2001

bill of goods

a falsehood, a sham, an outright lie!

the phrase "selling a bill of goods" basically means making promises that knowingly can't or won't be kept.

political candidates always try to sell voters a bill of goods in order to get elected to office.

by bungalow bill February 12, 2005

shields up

the act of covering the face with the collar of your t-shirt in order to avoid the smell of flatulants.

Geez, Jimmy. That smells atomic. Shields up everyone.

by Bungalow Bill September 28, 2002

Mack Daddy

ultra pimp

5 girls in one night?! You're the mack daddy!

by Bungalow Bill November 27, 2001

snow

the black and white display of a t.v. when there is no reception

For the first 20 minutes my t.v. is on, I see more snow than cable

by Bungalow Bill December 02, 2001