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A creature whose ass is continually at the upper limit of extreme cold.
It's colder than a brass monkey's ass.
by Bumkicker Slade May 11, 2005

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The favorite passtime of the liberal, the yuppie, the soccer mom, and the Jewish American Princess. To complain incessantly.
Senaturd Clinton likes to whine that taxes are not high enough.
by Bumkicker Slade May 11, 2005

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A home-centered education run by a child's parents, rather than by the government. The parents pay taxes to the government to pay for public school, and they pay far more for books and other materials to educate their own children.

Home-school children learn reading, writing, and arithmetic. They learn correct grammar, spelling, and punctuation. They learn real science and real political science. They do NOT learn politically correct ideas, socialist ideas, or faggoty ideas, all of which are taught to kids in public school.

Home-schooled children tend to score higher on national tests. They are enculturated just as easily as public school children.

In class, home-schooled children are not interupted by young Pachuco children or other disruptive junior hoodlums. They learn independent thinking, and are never lifelong slaves to groupthink and the group mentality foisted on other children by public schools.
My home-schooled kids know how to read real literature at high grade levels. But they never learn that, when a white man and a black man apply for a job, the boss should hire the black man.
by Bumkicker Slade May 11, 2005

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You.

The second person singular pronoun.
Your ass better eat some breakfast if we're going to go on that ride.
by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

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I.

The first person singular pronoun.
My ass was very disappointed at the sympony last night when the conductor directed Mozart's 25th sympony like he was swatting flies.
by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

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