Bumkicker Slade's definitions

white sidewalls

A haircut with large bare areas over the ears. A Mormon haircut.

Heber went to the barber and got his white sidewalls trimmed again.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

pirate's dream

A sunken chest. A women with undeveloped breasts.

Leticia is a pirate's dream!

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

Italian Hamper

The floor. A chair. A table lamp.

Lucio tossed his duds into the Italian Hamper.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

prance

What all good poofters do as they march in Poofters on Parade.

Bruce and Wilson are going to prance down Market Street again this year to celebrate Poofters on Parade.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

Maggie's Drawers

A red flag raised at a military firing range to indicate that a shooter has missed the target.

I shot ten rounds and all I got was Maggie's Drawers.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005