Maggie's Drawers

A red flag raised at a military firing range to indicate that a shooter has missed the target.

I shot ten rounds and all I got was Maggie's Drawers.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

cabbage fart

An overpowering, foul fart reeking of rotten cabbage.

Louise let a cabbage fart in the Chinese restaurant, and the waiter yelled, "OK now, who make fong pei?"

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

Portagee police dog

A goose.

A goose makes a wonderful guard for your home. It's fearless and will wade right in and peck a thief, a Pachuco, or a tax collector on the leg, all the while making one heck of a noise.

I keep a flock of Portagee police dogs to keep Pachucos and tax collectors out of my yard.

by Bumkicker Slade April 25, 2005

finagle

To obtain something desired by bargaining, wheedling, and dealing.

Meyer finagled a band for the Bar Mitzvah. "So how did he get that trombone player?" asked Mrs. Fine sotto voce.

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

Pierre le Toque

The toque-wearing, cigarette-smoking man pictured on a package of Zig Zag cigarette papers.

From toke, a puff or drag on a marijuana cigarette.

Also called Ziggy the Narc.

Common since the 1960s, and maybe earlier.

I gotta quit smoking this stuff. I saw Pierre le Toque truckin down the street.

by Bumkicker Slade May 11, 2005