Bumkicker Slade's definitions

whine

The favorite passtime of the liberal, the yuppie, the soccer mom, and the Jewish American Princess. To complain incessantly.

Senaturd Clinton likes to whine that taxes are not high enough.

by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005

goon squad

Two or more gentlemen employed by a mob boss, labor union, politician, or other disreputable sod to rough people up, break their legs, or bust their chops.

Senator Kennedy sent his goon squad to visit the man who kept sending him postcards of Chappaquiddick.

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

swab jockey

A sailor. A U.S. Navy enlisted man.

Elmore is a swab jockey on the Abraham Lincoln.

by Bumkicker Slade April 14, 2006

low rider

Transportation for stupid people who wish to telegraph their low IQs to the world.

Pablo and Juan cruised North Main in a low rider.

by Bumkicker Slade May 7, 2005

spaz attack

To get overly excited about something.

Common at least since the mid 1950s.

Come on, Louie, don't have a spaz attack!

by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005