Bumkicker Slade's definitions
by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005
Get the poofter rortermug. Monika let out a dead badger while waiting for her stylist in the beauty salon. It was so bad, it curled everyone's hair.
by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005
Get the dead badgermug. The spawn of a yuppie and a soccer mom, who is raised not by loving parents but in a group-oriented place called a Day Care Center. There, the day care brat learns neither discipline nor manners.
Female day care brats, who are usually named Tyler, Tayler, Madison, Foxworthy, or Sheboygan, learn to speak in a loud, whiney, nasal voice, and continue to do this throughout their lives. This is called "being assertive."
Male day care brats are discouraged from exhibiting masculine behavior, which is called aggressive. However, this behavior is expected of the females.
These ill-mannered, shallow, and self-centered people are taught to think in groups, rather than as individuals. The trend continues into the workplace, where bosses raised in Day Care Centers encourage group thinking and group solutions to problems. This, of course, discourages discoveries by independent thinkers, such as Newton, Einstein, and Szilard.
Female day care brats, who are usually named Tyler, Tayler, Madison, Foxworthy, or Sheboygan, learn to speak in a loud, whiney, nasal voice, and continue to do this throughout their lives. This is called "being assertive."
Male day care brats are discouraged from exhibiting masculine behavior, which is called aggressive. However, this behavior is expected of the females.
These ill-mannered, shallow, and self-centered people are taught to think in groups, rather than as individuals. The trend continues into the workplace, where bosses raised in Day Care Centers encourage group thinking and group solutions to problems. This, of course, discourages discoveries by independent thinkers, such as Newton, Einstein, and Szilard.
Mofette is a day care brat. Her whiney voice can be heard throughout the mall. Obviously, her soccer mom never looked up her name in a dictionary, but gave it to her because it was trendy.
by Bumkicker Slade May 13, 2005
Get the day care bratmug. by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005
Get the white sidewallsmug. by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005
Get the croakermug. Let me tell you 'bout Ahab The Arab
The Sheik of the burning sand
He had emeralds and rubies just dripping off 'a him
And a ring on every finger of his hands
He wore a big ol' turban wrapped around his head
And a scimitar by his side
And every evening about midnight
He'd jump on his camel named Clyde...and ride
Spoken
Silently through the night to the sultan's tent where he would secretly meet up with Fatima of the Seven Veils, swingingest grade "A" number one U.S. choice dancer in the Sultan's whole harem, 'cause, heh, him and her had a thing going. You know, and they'd been carrying on for some time now behind the Sultan's back and you could hear him talk to his camel as he rode out across the dunes, his voice would cut through the still night desert air and he'd say (imitate Arabian speech) which is arabic for, "stop, Clyde!" and Clyde would say, (imitate camel voice). Which is camel for, "What the heck did he say anyway?"
Well....
He brought that camel to a screeching halt
At the rear of Fatima's tent jumped off Clyde,
Snuck around the corner and into the tent he went
There he saw Fatima laying on a Zebra skin rug
Wearing rings on her fingers and bells on her toes
And a bone in her nose ho, ho.
Spoken
There she was friends lying there in all her radiant beauty. Eating on a raisin, grape, apricot, pomegranate, bowl of chitterlings, two bananas, three Hershey bars, sipping on a "R C" Co-Cola listening to her transistor, watching the Grand Ole Opry on the tube reading the Mad magazine while she sung, "Does your chewing gum lose it's flavor?" and Ahab walked up to her and he said, (imitate Arabian speech) which is arabic for, "Let's twist again like we did last summer, baby." (laughter) You know what I mean! Whew! She looked up at him from off the rug, give him one of the sly looks, she said, (coy, girlish laugh) "Crazy baby".
'Round and around and around and around...etc.
And that's the story 'bout Ahab the Arab
The Sheik of the Burnin' sand
Ahab the Arab
The swinging Sheik of the burnin' sand
The Sheik of the burning sand
He had emeralds and rubies just dripping off 'a him
And a ring on every finger of his hands
He wore a big ol' turban wrapped around his head
And a scimitar by his side
And every evening about midnight
He'd jump on his camel named Clyde...and ride
Spoken
Silently through the night to the sultan's tent where he would secretly meet up with Fatima of the Seven Veils, swingingest grade "A" number one U.S. choice dancer in the Sultan's whole harem, 'cause, heh, him and her had a thing going. You know, and they'd been carrying on for some time now behind the Sultan's back and you could hear him talk to his camel as he rode out across the dunes, his voice would cut through the still night desert air and he'd say (imitate Arabian speech) which is arabic for, "stop, Clyde!" and Clyde would say, (imitate camel voice). Which is camel for, "What the heck did he say anyway?"
Well....
He brought that camel to a screeching halt
At the rear of Fatima's tent jumped off Clyde,
Snuck around the corner and into the tent he went
There he saw Fatima laying on a Zebra skin rug
Wearing rings on her fingers and bells on her toes
And a bone in her nose ho, ho.
Spoken
There she was friends lying there in all her radiant beauty. Eating on a raisin, grape, apricot, pomegranate, bowl of chitterlings, two bananas, three Hershey bars, sipping on a "R C" Co-Cola listening to her transistor, watching the Grand Ole Opry on the tube reading the Mad magazine while she sung, "Does your chewing gum lose it's flavor?" and Ahab walked up to her and he said, (imitate Arabian speech) which is arabic for, "Let's twist again like we did last summer, baby." (laughter) You know what I mean! Whew! She looked up at him from off the rug, give him one of the sly looks, she said, (coy, girlish laugh) "Crazy baby".
'Round and around and around and around...etc.
And that's the story 'bout Ahab the Arab
The Sheik of the Burnin' sand
Ahab the Arab
The swinging Sheik of the burnin' sand
by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005
Get the Ahab the Arabmug. A self-righteous person who feels right at home working as a tax collector or a security clearance inspector.
One of the self-righteous, inhospitable persons who follows me up and down the aisles of a market when I shop for groceries in Utah.
A Utah resident who, upon seeing my big white beard, treats me like a pariah.
A person who, having never read the Bible, believes that Jesus is Satan's brother, that God has a few million wives, that couples stay married after death, that the dead can be baptised into the faith, and that it is perfectly good business to cheat gentiles.
One of the self-righteous, inhospitable persons who follows me up and down the aisles of a market when I shop for groceries in Utah.
A Utah resident who, upon seeing my big white beard, treats me like a pariah.
A person who, having never read the Bible, believes that Jesus is Satan's brother, that God has a few million wives, that couples stay married after death, that the dead can be baptised into the faith, and that it is perfectly good business to cheat gentiles.
Heber is a Mormon. He religiously screws gentiles in all his business dealings and often mistreats the wives.
by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005
Get the Mormonmug.