road apple

One of the essential ingredients for a friendly game of barnyard golf.

After collecting a few road apples, we had a game of barnyard golf.

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

hack a Louie

To spit. To expectorate.

Marla stepped outside for a moment to hack a Louie on the sidewalk.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

fart-sack

A sleeping bag.

By extension, a bed.

Man, I'm going to hit the fart-sack. See in in the morning.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

Fartsack

A sleeping bag.

A bed.

My ass is going to hit the fartsack.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

blind mullet

A piece of excrement floating in a lake or river.

Lem was gigging frogs down in the bayou and saw a blind mullet.

by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

musical fruit

Beans. Not jelly beans, but smelly beans.

Beans, beans, the musical fruit,
The more you eat, the more you toot.
The more you eat, the better you feel,
So let's eat beans for every meal.

Well, I eat beans for every meal.
I'm here to tell you how I feel.
I feel better when I toot,
And so I eat my musical fruit.

by Bumkicker Slade April 25, 2005

poofter rorter

A guy who goes trolling for poofters.

Lyle is a poofter rorter.

by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005