mooch

A sponge. A schnorrer. A person who shows up every evening at dinner time. A person who wants other people to pay his way.

Here's how we got rid of a mooch. We fed him dinner. After dinner, we called in the dog and let the dog lick our plates and silverware. Then we put the plates and silverware back in the cupboard. After the mooch left, we had to wash everything, but that schnorrer never came over again.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

Jeez Orz

An exclamation uttered by a rural American person. Simiar to saying "Holy Cow!" or "Oy Gevalt!"

"Jeez Orz, Slim, will you look at the traces on that mule!"

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

binderfender

A fart, especially one with one of the following magnitudes.

There's the FIZZ,
The FUZZ,
The FIZZY FUZZ,
The FUZZY WUZZ,
The RIP-SHIT,
TEAR-ASS,
FOOM!

Heather made a prodigious binderfender in the beauty salon. Blanche was so startled, she dropped her scissors, and Mrs. Fingle laughed so hard, she let out a rip-shit of her own.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

Stoopnagel

A dim-bulb boob. A thoroughly stupid chump.

Named after Colonel Lemuel Q. Stoopnagel (F. Chase Taylor), a character on the radio a long time ago.

Richard eats pancakes cooked on one side only, batter-side up. He's a real Stoopnagel!

by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005

honkie bonker

A hammer, tire iron, baseball bat, or other instrument used to bonk white guys on the head.

Compare to nigger knocker and whitey whacker.

I carry a honkie bonker under the front seat of my Cadillac.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

barnyard golf

A game where participants whack golfball-sized portions of horse manure with sticks, with the goal of hitting a specified target. The target may be the face of one's opponent.

Compare to barnyard Frisbee.

Lem 'n' Orly was playin' a round o' barnyard golf when Suzy Rae sashayed into the barnyard. "Kin ah play too?" she asked.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

skidmarks

Fartstain. Cooney Gravy. Nicotine stains in your underwear.

When the ambulance crew wheeled Sheila into the hospital, they found she had skidmarks.

by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005